Useless Lesbians Unite @dontyoudarebitch - Tumblr Blog

Useless lesbians? I had a girl cup my cheek gently and tell me I'm pretty and I didn't realise she was flirting till I woke up terrified 6 months later. Genuinely thought "yeah, she's just being nice"

How very useless lesbian of you!

All my girlfriend has to do is hold my hand and I fold faster than a piece of paper at an origami workshop.

lucyllawless

"And that's it." -THE HAUNTING OF BLY MANOR

kathrynhahnonline

Happy Anniversary, Witches.

jeridandridge

You can’t tell me this isn’t Agathario

legacies-safari

"And if there anything like those trials in salem, we're fucked!"

bugmonstersstuff

I just love it when she:

cherryreddream

Billy: Rio’s birthday is halloween? Figures.

Agatha: Technically no. She doesn’t have a birthday, Death has always just been. But she felt left out not having one so…

Rio: 5 days til Me day!!

kathrynhahnonline

ONE WEEK.

fakeagatha

There's two

agatharios-daughter

agathasrios

kthrynhahn

Agatha Harkness + her purple

gleerant

if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

gleerant

this one took off quickly - are you guys ok

wizard-of-interesting-failure

WIZARD PSA: Chronomancy might be weird and confusing, but one of the few solid rules of the discipline is keep your promises. Time is a library, and you don't want to meet the librarian.