Venus!!

gaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygay

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I want a big strong butch's bicep to bite.

that's all thank you

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throwback to a few days ago where I thought I might be bisexual cus I didn't hate the idea of dating a man..only to see that one picture (the red background one) of Megan fox and was like "WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANNA DATE SOME GUY WHEN WOMEN ARE THIS HOT??"

(I may or may not have a folder filled with photos of this photoshoot)

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need to fix my Tipp-ex cuz I broke it ❤️

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update: I crashed out, told my friend to go "fuck a lawnmower" which made him die laughing and then punched a hole in the wall.

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need to fix my Tipp-ex cuz I broke it ❤️

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this blog hates donald trump

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I'm 3 days late for my period everyone

I guess watching all those edits payed off..

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The humble umbrella as it is opened to shield me from a watery grave:

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Some start their day with coffee, I start my day with..

(yes I was watching the Jennifer's body kissing video too. I am a simple creature)

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If Lottie fucking Matthews asked me to join her cult I'd join faster than you could spell the word Mississippi

LOOK AT THAT 👆

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When life gets so hard you whip out the fucking colouring book

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WHO THE FUCK WRITES FANFICTION FOR YELLOWJACKETS???

i NEED me some older!LottieMatthews smut RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

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I want these two to be my sugar mommies

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if I was in Jennifers body, I'd let her hit so fucking fast it would be a world record

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Agatha and Billy:

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My throat is so sore. It's not even funny

What sins have I. Committed in a past life? What atrocities have I layn apron the earthly soil to have such a fate? What demonic forces have cast this terrible sadistic fate into my bones? I have had not enough rest. I can hear colours and taste sound. What have I done? WHAT HAVE I DONE??

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Had a dream about the YMCA but instead it was about drinking and driving

Young man you just came from the bar

I said Young man don't beer in your car

I sad Young man now you took it too far

And now you are in some deep shit

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You can't drive with a

D U I

You can't drive with a

D U I-I

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Today I went ice skating with friends and told them that if FINALLY try to flirt with all the pretty femmes there but I hit flow state while skating and just didn't flirt with anyone at all.. :(