I want a big strong butch's bicep to bite.
that's all thank you
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we're not kids anymore.
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
cherry valley forever
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I want a big strong butch's bicep to bite.
that's all thank you
throwback to a few days ago where I thought I might be bisexual cus I didn't hate the idea of dating a man..only to see that one picture (the red background one) of Megan fox and was like "WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANNA DATE SOME GUY WHEN WOMEN ARE THIS HOT??"
(I may or may not have a folder filled with photos of this photoshoot)
need to fix my Tipp-ex cuz I broke it ❤️
update: I crashed out, told my friend to go "fuck a lawnmower" which made him die laughing and then punched a hole in the wall.
need to fix my Tipp-ex cuz I broke it ❤️
this blog hates donald trump
I'm 3 days late for my period everyone
I guess watching all those edits payed off..
The humble umbrella as it is opened to shield me from a watery grave:
Some start their day with coffee, I start my day with..
(yes I was watching the Jennifer's body kissing video too. I am a simple creature)
If Lottie fucking Matthews asked me to join her cult I'd join faster than you could spell the word Mississippi
LOOK AT THAT 👆
When life gets so hard you whip out the fucking colouring book
WHO THE FUCK WRITES FANFICTION FOR YELLOWJACKETS???
i NEED me some older!LottieMatthews smut RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
I want these two to be my sugar mommies
if I was in Jennifers body, I'd let her hit so fucking fast it would be a world record
Agatha and Billy:
My throat is so sore. It's not even funny
What sins have I. Committed in a past life? What atrocities have I layn apron the earthly soil to have such a fate? What demonic forces have cast this terrible sadistic fate into my bones? I have had not enough rest. I can hear colours and taste sound. What have I done? WHAT HAVE I DONE??
Had a dream about the YMCA but instead it was about drinking and driving
Young man you just came from the bar
I said Young man don't beer in your car
I sad Young man now you took it too far
And now you are in some deep shit
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You can't drive with a
D U I
You can't drive with a
D U I-I
Today I went ice skating with friends and told them that if FINALLY try to flirt with all the pretty femmes there but I hit flow state while skating and just didn't flirt with anyone at all.. :(