stop it

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[tharealsydshady]

if u ever meet someone who makes ur life flow easier and makes u laugh a lot keep them, that’s all u need

[3dtrash]

relationship status: i am mean

[dontyoudontevenme]

Chloe: "I'm not actually drunk, I'm just struggling to talk "

[darlingshemurmured-deactivated2]

Chloe: *takes shot* “I need to cry tor a little bit”

[darlingshemurmured-deactivated2]

This is happening again right now 😈

[aliciasbakery-deactivated202504]

when u and your friend are in different timezones and youre waiting for them to wake up

[tastefullyoffensive]

[denktree]

this is so real

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

[finds the most unavailable person] 

[points] that one i want that one 

[fonesecks]

saying “come over” to someone who lives 92657 miles away

[darlingshemurmured-deactivated2]

come over and fITE ME!!!!1! dontyoudontevenme

[dontyoudontevenme]

you’re gonna regret that when I get off the plane on New Year’s and punch you in the face

[darlingshemurmured-deactivated2]

My first new years kiss punch <3

[dontyoudontevenme]

My first new years kiss punch kill <3

[darlingshemurmured-deactivated2]

How are we not everybody’s relationship goals?

[dontyoudontevenme]

Screw all the arty and loving “relationship goals” pictures they should just show our conversations instead

[darlingshemurmured-deactivated2]

…….I believe this calls for some photoshop

[dontyoudontevenme]

#paintskills

[fonesecks]

saying “come over” to someone who lives 92657 miles away

[darlingshemurmured-deactivated2]

come over and fITE ME!!!!1! dontyoudontevenme

[dontyoudontevenme]

you’re gonna regret that when I get off the plane on New Year’s and punch you in the face

[darlingshemurmured-deactivated2]

My first new years kiss punch <3

[dontyoudontevenme]

My first new years kiss punch kill <3

[darlingshemurmured-deactivated2]

How are we not everybody’s relationship goals?

[dontyoudontevenme]

Screw all the arty and loving “relationship goals” pictures they should just show our conversations instead

[conbiniiko]

me in any argument: so we’re just gonna ignore the fact that i’m sexy?

[darlingshemurmured-deactivated2]

*irresistible dontyoudontevenme

[dontyoudontevenme]

I SWEAR TO GOD

[darlingshemurmured-deactivated2]

This is why you lava me ;)

[dontyoudontevenme]

I’m throwing my computer out the window bye

[darlingshemurmured-deactivated2]

That’s okay, you still have your phone and luckily for you I’m irresistible on all devices ;*

[dontyoudontevenme]

Setting my phone on fire bye

[darlingshemurmured-deactivated2]

But I’m your heARTS DESIRE!!

[dontyoudontevenme]

MY HELPMATE???

[darlingshemurmured-deactivated2]

YOUR VERY BREAST FRIEND!!

[dontyoudontevenme]

MY ONE AND ONLY pain in the ass BOSOM BUD!!

[fonesecks]

saying “come over” to someone who lives 92657 miles away

[darlingshemurmured-deactivated2]

come over and fITE ME!!!!1! dontyoudontevenme

[dontyoudontevenme]

you’re gonna regret that when I get off the plane on New Year’s and punch you in the face

[darlingshemurmured-deactivated2]

My first new years kiss punch <3

[dontyoudontevenme]

My first new years kiss punch kill <3

[conbiniiko]

me in any argument: so we’re just gonna ignore the fact that i’m sexy?

[darlingshemurmured-deactivated2]

*irresistible dontyoudontevenme

[dontyoudontevenme]

I SWEAR TO GOD

[darlingshemurmured-deactivated2]

This is why you lava me ;)

[dontyoudontevenme]

I’m throwing my computer out the window bye

[darlingshemurmured-deactivated2]

That’s okay, you still have your phone and luckily for you I’m irresistible on all devices ;*

[dontyoudontevenme]

Setting my phone on fire bye

[darlingshemurmured-deactivated2]

But I’m your heARTS DESIRE!!

[dontyoudontevenme]

MY HELPMATE???

[fonesecks]

saying “come over” to someone who lives 92657 miles away

[darlingshemurmured-deactivated2]

come over and fITE ME!!!!1! dontyoudontevenme

[dontyoudontevenme]

you’re gonna regret that when I get off the plane on New Year’s and punch you in the face

[conbiniiko]

me in any argument: so we’re just gonna ignore the fact that i’m sexy?

[darlingshemurmured-deactivated2]

*irresistible dontyoudontevenme

[dontyoudontevenme]

I SWEAR TO GOD

[darlingshemurmured-deactivated2]

This is why you lava me ;)

[dontyoudontevenme]

I’m throwing my computer out the window bye

[darlingshemurmured-deactivated2]

That’s okay, you still have your phone and luckily for you I’m irresistible on all devices ;*

[dontyoudontevenme]

Setting my phone on fire bye

[conbiniiko]

me in any argument: so we’re just gonna ignore the fact that i’m sexy?

[darlingshemurmured-deactivated2]

*irresistible dontyoudontevenme

[dontyoudontevenme]

I SWEAR TO GOD

[darlingshemurmured-deactivated2]

This is why you lava me ;)

[dontyoudontevenme]

I’m throwing my computer out the window bye

[conbiniiko]

me in any argument: so we’re just gonna ignore the fact that i’m sexy?

[darlingshemurmured-deactivated2]

*irresistible dontyoudontevenme

[dontyoudontevenme]

I SWEAR TO GOD

[carrot0nesie-deactivated2015041]