[softgrlfriend]

what if I decide to let the joy slowly creep into my life the same way dread does…… what then

[ptactwo]

i hate these modern all-plastic playgrounds for kids... safety blah blah blah, they're ugly

[ptactwo]

i know that children crave steel and iron

[furryprovocateur]

"the writer's strike could stop the MCU from making new movies for months!" fuck dont dirtytalk me like that. it's only 9:34 am

[ptactwo]

i hate these modern all-plastic playgrounds for kids... safety blah blah blah, they're ugly

[ptactwo]

i know that children crave steel and iron

[snudibranchs]

tumblr needs a “not for you” page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angry

[lonestatus]

the for you page

[peacozy]

studio ghibli romances be like mmm what if we didn’t kiss, but instead both spiritually matured as people because we met each other

[stroebe2]

[lmaonade]

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

[deadbeatmaker]

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

[breadcunt]

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

Salmon male grindset

[egberts]

2011: haha!!! i’m so addicted to tumblr!!! I’M NEVER GOING TO LEAVE!

2014: i want to leave but i cant…. why did i take that vow to never leave….. how do i get out of this eternal hell…

[egberts]

[kaedeichinose]

the video game parabola where games that are bad are bad but games that are too polished are also bad

[kaedeichinose]

[cheshireace]

[akaiiros]

this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak

[plasmalogical]

[knightsickness]

literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

[dipyronegirl]

op managed to swing a bat at 2 hornets nests in one go

[christianstepmoms]

[plaguedocboi]

I hate that waffle irons aren’t see-through. I don’t like how unsupervised they are in there

[buddwyer]

a CIA operative posing as your betterhelp therapist trying to convince you to start 3d printing ghost guns