[donutlcrd]

oforbis replied to your post: “ There’s a universe where I’m a COP !? ”     ……

   tom vc: nice :/   

  “ Oh— hi Tom ! ”

❝ Hi, So -- oh, sorry, you shouldn’t be talking to me right? Because I’m lame. Cops are lame. ❞

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Vibe Check!

tagged by: @egglatte​ (thank u !!)

tagging: steal it.

❝ Alright, guys. Let’s be real. Just for one second here. The only ‘gremlin’ in this house is Sonic the Hedgehog. ❞

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ROBOTNIK // egglatte‌:

he shows up at the doorstep, holding a box of donuts and three lattes - two small, one in an espresso shot cup.

@donutlcrd​ // sc.

Having returned from a tiring day of work, the man had just been about to settle down when he heard a knock at the door. He drags himself to his feet, then setting aside the television remote, makes for the door. Tom pulls it open before he turns dead-faced at the sight of the scientist, soon attempting to slam the door shut on his face.

❝ Are you bribing me with donuts, Doctor? Don’t. Don’t ruin donuts for me. ❞

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                                                                        ———      evil grows in me.

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@somewhereinchaos​ ASKED: “We broke the window. I think someone is going to notice.”            

FRIENDS WHO GET INTO TROUBLE STARTERS. / ACCEPTING.

The man stared at the black and red hedgehog, expression blank. Tom had seen many things in his lifetime, and with this recent hedgehog addition, these things were only stacking. Glancing to the window, he soon settled his hands on his hips, eventually forcing a grin at the other with slight restraint within its tone. ❝ I’d say so. ❞

❝ Because it’s MY window. ❞

[hcrofraid]

sing for reluctant heroes ,        oh, give me your STRENGTH -

                                               your lives are too short…

                                                 SING FOR RELUCTANT HEROES ;                                                                                                                      i wanna be brave like you.

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@skyfcx​ ASKED: There are two tails sticking up from the back of the lord's truck. Two big, yellow tails that surely have to belong to two separate animals. Ah, and some clattering and clanking of metal. Yes... most definitely should leave the two animals to their business.            

The man was staring ahead across the dashboard, rubbing a temple and contemplating his life decisions before his gaze caught the flash of yellow popping up in his rear mirror. He froze, hand tensing around the wheel before his eyes rolled slowly to glance back. He turned his head, spotting the  “ creatures ” , then faced forward again, cautiously.

❝ ...annnnd there’s bright yellow foxes in the back of my car. Great, ❞ he whispered to himself quietly ( or so he hoped ) . What was he supposed to do with them? ❝ Guess I was expecting an interdimensional sleepover sooner or later... ❞

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@multitudesofmuses​ ASKED: “I’m picking the lock. But, I just realized that I’m not a detective and this is a hair pin I found in your glovebox.” (Sonic)            

FRIENDS WHO GET INTO TROUBLE STARTERS. / ACCEPTING.

❝ Do you even know how to pick a lock? ❞ the man asked seriously, looking at the hedgehog with a straight face. Honestly, he’d be surprised if so - albeit slightly concerned. Had the hedgehog been breaking into more than his shed? He stared, then sighed to himself, kneeling down and reaching for the door knob. ❝ Just give it here. ❞

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Right, I've queued some asks! Off to sleep for a job interview in the morning. Later, ya'll.

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ROBOTNIK. / egglatte‌:

“ i’m pretty sure there was, genius. “

the ‘genius’ rolled off his tongue with enough sarcasm to kill someone. he presses a few buttons upon his glove and pulled up a holographic recreation of one of sonic’s blue quills.

“ this quill that you have so graciously given to me has proved to my benefit more than your feeble, inferior mind could ever fathom. and, and yes… i do remember.  “

No. Really. There’s nothing there for a person like you.

Of course, he wasn’t bothering to say that out loud. Robotnik was so full of himself the words wouldn’t matter, and Tom’s attention was far too focused on the quill presented to say anything to that motive.

Part of him wanted to hope that there was nothing to this quill. That it was excess, had no meaning. But if Sonic was really responsible for the power outage across the town, then hoping for those kind of chances was a risky decision. Was this bad? Oh, yes, extremely - but there was no telling where this quill was, what it was being used for, HOW IT WAS BEING PROTECTED.

❝ Really? Seems big talk for one tiny quill. ❞

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ANONYMOUS ASKED: Did anyone ever tell you you was sexy?            

❝ I mean, yeah, probably, but my response was and always will be “ taken ” ! ❞

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ROBOTNIK. / egglatte‌:

“ nobody cares! “

the doctor took a half-step up. his face drew a blank expression for a split second before busting out a nasty nasty smirk.

“ now, do you remember the time where i came to your house? when you said there was nothing wrong, that there was nothing there? well, i proved you wrong. i saw the quill, tommy. i saw it with my own two hazel-hued eyes. “

❝ And then I punched you in the face, and you lost. Remember that? ❞ the man asked pointedly, raising an eyebrow with an expression lacking amusement. Pondering for a moment, Tom folded his arms, tilting his head ever so slightly before his brow furrowed. A grimacing smile, and he shook his head. ❝ ‘Cause I sure don’t remember hitting you THAT hard. ❞

❝ Besides, as far as I’m concerned - there really WAS nothing there for you, buddy. ❞

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ROBOTNIK. / egglatte‌:

“ here’s the thing, timmy. i never lose. “

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❝ Tom. My name’s Tom, actually, ❞ he doesn’t see much point in correcting the doctor, and feels as though he’s signed his own death warrant with that, but whatever. ❝ And that’s real funny, Doc - real funny. You wanna’ know why? Because that’s what most  ( if not all )  gamblers tend to say before they bet the last of their life savings on a risky roll. The tears get pretty ugly. Wouldn’t recommend it. ❞

[aresworld-suniverse]

Dude, I really loved this movie so much..💙

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egglatte‌:

donut lord donut lord donut lord

@donutlcrd

yes, it is he - it is the donut lord

[rawrmeansmemes]

Friends who get into trouble sentence starters

“I called someone to bail us out last time. It’s your turn.”

“We probably shouldn’t do this.”

“See you say it’ll be fine? But, something tells me it won’t be.”

“Okay, but they are gonna be so pissed when they see what we did to this place.”

“We probably shouldn’t have tried to surf on the mattress down the stairs..”

“I can’t believe we just prank called him/her. What are we like twelve?”

“Let’s just tell them that the dog did it.”

“I’m picking the lock. But, I just realized that I’m not a detective and this is a hair pin I found in my glovebox.”

“Do you think that alarm means that we’re caught?”

“I’ll fill the bucket with water and you distract him/her while I dump it on their head.”

“This is exactly what we need–a  night out. Let’s go crazy!!”

“Honestly, I think the car looks better after we crashed it.”

“I rang this guy/girls doorbell and ran away really fast??? And they found me.”

“Why is there a giant teddy bear wearing lingerie in my bath tub?”

“Oh my god, why is there an unconscious man/woman on the floor?!”

“We were supposed to be cooking. But, it looks like a murder occurred in here.”

“We broke the window. I think someone is going to notice.”

“I can’t believe we’re trying to climb through a window to get back a pair of your panties/underwear.”

“Shh, they’ll hear us. This is a terrible idea. You are lucky I love you.”

“That cop did not find it as funny as we did.”

“I told you not to hum the law and order theme song while we were being given a speeding ticket!!”

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Plotting gameverse Tom and I am super emo, but the idea of him constantly relocating and just winding up in a city / town with whatever game disaster event happens is just so funny to me.

Sa1: ur police department gets flooded

Sa2: everyone is chasing sonic and wHAT WHY HES A REBEL BUT YALL KNOW THAT AINT HIM RIGHT

ShtH: EVERY TIME I MOVE SOMEWHERE SOMETHING HAPPENS WESTOPOLIS WAS A MISTAKE