retired edgelord

she/her | 23.............. | cal kestis moment :)

[oldmanpusspuss]

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

[clownboybebop]

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

[torstherapy]

[latadelixo]

[freddkong]

Mewtwo….

[release-the-sheep]

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

[angel-derangement]

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

[angel-derangement]

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

[ablubluh]

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

[wosp-reactivated]

She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

[important-cat-pics]

[beidak-art]

burning bright

[clickrtraind]

can you lez the fuck in

[segamascott]

[quasi-normalcy]

Mel Brooks on taking studio notes:

[humanoidhistory]

Space art by Pamela Lee.

[randomalistic]

Your artstyle is like your gut microbiome in the way its everything you consume and like and it also has all your bacteria up in it. Thats probably how that works

[rpfwasfine]

yesterday i ate two yogurts normally (remembers we're on tumblr) i mean if i were a bee i'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so i can't escape

[necromancelena]

*practising internet safety* Saw the world's longest or maybe shortest freight train or civilian train or bus or airplane or ferry go by either near or far from or of a middling distance from my apartment/house/duplex/mansion/yurt on a walk today.

[spamtown-usa]

i bring a sort of “every single person on earth is a victim of circumstance” vibe to the function that carcerally minded people dont really like

[spamtown-usa]

Not a single person on this entire earth is born evil. There is no magical part of the brain that makes someone inevitably a bad person. If you can believe that, then you must believe that every single person on earth lives the way they do, does the things they do, says the things they say, because people before them did something similar and its echoes in society affect others. There is no such thing as an unavoidably, fundamentally evil person