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[doodlegost]

slaps this blog awake for a second so tumblr doesnt delete it

[mrworlwide-blog1]

this message cannot be denied

[discordlikesappless]

Preview of the first episode of “Craig of the Creek”.

[foulserpent]

[blog-493629846]

she didnt have to die

[bloodborne-on-pc]

who

[blog-493629846]

the girl reading this

[pinkprincessrei-deactivated2020]

This is the scariest post on this website

[ruinedchildhood]

[maxeth]

Survival horror but you are inside a fucking IKEA and the enemy is the Staff

[pumpkinradish-deactivated202004]

Now THAT is a horror game

[wartortling]

this is just how ikea is

[tamamita]

Guys, pick a number from 1 to 3

[tamamita]

[pr1nceshawn]

The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

[alexanders-archives]

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

[urocyonfox-deactivated20210104]

My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.

It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.

My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.

[hdoomguy]

wow, that’s kinda

[pibmo]

i wanted to draw kids but i ended up drawing hamsters?? 

[jon-arbuckle-murdered-lyman]

Reminder that Jon Arbuckle murdered Lyman in cold blood as a means to obtain Odie for his own cruel purposes

[genderflux-moved-deactivated201]

Not saying he wouldnt do this but SOURCE?????

[raeloganthesonic06fangirl]

Oh, boy, this is a fun bit of trivia.

See this book? This was published in 1998. I got it when I was 8 from my school bus driver for being really helpful on the route map for her first day, so this book has been in my possession for 19+ years. It’s very battered, but all the pages are still there, taped together, because the binding glue didn’t react well to the environment I lived in at the time.

Page 32 has a special “Bonus” spot for Lyman, with “updated” (for 1998) profile art

Closer look at the page

JON, WHAT DID YOU DO?

[raeloganthesonic06fangirl]

Oh, and also, if you know your Garfield Lore, then Lyman was Jon’s roommate until 1983, then left for an unknown reason, leaving Odie behind. He did appear in a Logo Box for Garfield’s 10th Birthday strip in 1988, as a cameo, but for the most part, Lyman has been absent for so long, they have continually rewritten how exactly Jon obtained Odie, ranging from adopting him from the same shop as Garfield, to adopting Odie a couple years into owning Garfield.

Except for

The popular 90s Garfield flash game, “Garfield’s Spooky Scavenger Hunt”, in which you can find Lyman chained up in a basement as a hidden eastern egg. He begs Garfield to give him some muffins to eat, then disappears after you leave the room and come back.

Garfield Lore is pretty messed up when you dig around.

[mousathe14]

….. what the hell

[arirna]

[winemom-culture]

If animal crossing was real life

Me to my friend: hey man you wanna hang out?

Friend: yeah…. but hey can you do me a favor first

Me: sure what’s up

Friend: I need some bugs dude

Me: w..wha

Friend: bugs

[poison-liker]

dk rap creepypasta where it starts out normal but then it introduces Screaming Kong, Defiled Kong, Hatred Kong, Hyper-Realistic Blood Kong, Kills You In Real Life Kong,

[stopstopstopstopstopp-deactivat]

cotton eyed joe gregorian chant nightcore hardcore dubstep remix

[lovingrot]

wheres the . wheres the link

[lovingrot]

wheres the fucking link

[awanqi]

lost and found