Tokes for Jokes

Tv jokes, cannabis, cats, and much much less

[welele]

[chub-connoisseur]

Wtf

[doodles92]

[squidliescrawls]

I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk

[doodles92]

I'm straight up sober it's still hilarious

[richassness]

90s babies we’re getting old

[inso-uciant]

i don’t want to talk about it

[madnessandmakebelieve]

some fucking teenager called me “ma'am” today and I can’t stop thinking about it

[doodles92]

Better than sir...as a lady I swear my angry bark scares teens and men alike into calling me sir

[ruinedchildhood]

[your-local-snyxiemear-deactivat]

ONCE TOLD ME-

[lee-vc]

THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME!

[i-am-thevoid]

I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED

[0alila0-deactivated20230616]

SHE WAS LOOKIN KINDA DUMB

[toytalababy]

WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB

[hifiblu]

In the shape of an “L” on her forehead

[nerdtasticsarcasm]

Well the years start coming and they don’t stop coming

[themanwhodividesby0]

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

[classofthetoptrash]

Didn’t make sense not to live for fun

[thebonedads-deactivated20210413]

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

[ohimjustpeachykeen]

So much to do so much to see

[zaylove]

So what’s wrong with takin the backstreets

[frnkieroismydaddy]

You never know if you don’t go

[clownskincare]

You’ll never shine if you don’t glow

[jesus-0fsuburbia-deactivated202]

HEY NOW

[bee-stealing-leg]

You’re an all star

[elder-cabbage]

Get your game on, go play

[inugirl]

HEY NOW

[keichanz]

YOU’RE A ROCKSTAR

[eternalnight8806-3]

GET THE SHOW ON, GET PAID

[parasite-suggestions]

ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD

[000000abc]

Only shooting stars break the mold

[doodles92]

It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder

[ruinedchildhood]

[doodles92]

[xyzsera]

yal i rlly wanna go back to light pink hair and keep it dat color, my mom says dont do it or my hair will fall out, i wanna do it, what should i do?

[doodles92]

Check out what your natural tone would turn out like first you may not need to butsorry idk how to message...

[xyzsera]

yal i rlly wanna go back to light pink hair and keep it dat color, my mom says dont do it or my hair will fall out, i wanna do it, what should i do?

[doodles92]

Over tone conditioner?

[doodles92]

Check it out damn stuff is great but they do require bleached hair for lighter colors you can change it up and they sell sample sizes if you want several colors the website will show you expected colors overlaying natural hair and they can be mixed together for new colors

[xyzsera]

yal i rlly wanna go back to light pink hair and keep it dat color, my mom says dont do it or my hair will fall out, i wanna do it, what should i do?

[doodles92]

Over tone conditioner?

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

I need straight women to realize that they are 100% just as straight as straight men are, and that their opinions on homosexuality–including what it means to be a lesbian–are just as meaningless and inappropriate as straight men’s opinions are.

[the--bitch--blog]

Are you saying every straight opinion on homosexuality is meaningless?

[crypti-d-iscourse]

Actually all straight opinions are meaningless :/

[doodles92]

That is outrageous. So my friends 4 year olds opinion that my 4 year old might have a gf and could be a lesbian is invalid because she doesn't sexually identify as gay or bi? I thought it was a lovely moment of acceptance from a child but let me just let her know her acceptance isn't warranted or wanted

[mooglemain]

[doodles92]

I think I would feel worst letting it go to waste.

[bravestwarriors]

It’s Always Been Wankershim!

Always! - Alyssa

[doodles92]

Im Alyssa and this wasn't me but I've had this exchange with a roommate and this post creeped me cause we don't talk no way she posting this from 5 years ago...so im glad others are living similar experiences. Alyssa get back at me. Alyssa ^2 unstoppable.

[gaypeopletwitter]

[doodles92]

Not trying to appropriate here but isn't this most high schoolers outside of about the 5 % of people who figured out how to look hot? Cause this spoke to me...

[feministism]

[doodles92]

If it's true... Who will ever know? Honestly she destroyed his family with less than a .00001 percent chance of verification. She's a hero in the same sense that Dracula was a hero in that movie with Orlando Bloom. She destroyed herself and a man and his family in a mislead attempt at justice. That was in fact months too late

[perplexedcam-deactivated2020051]

I think I just had an out-of-body experience.

[zampl]

are we just gonna ignore that there are 8 seasons of minecraft high school

[doodles92]

They rake in the views because kids think its a minecraft video... Fuck this I hate the internet sometimes. This is how my 4 year old niece goes from Mario hint videos to "Big Boob Mario" basically the video will stream after another harmless video and without proper censorship this comes through.

[doodles92]

If I see one more bowzette I'm gonna vomit. Nintendo already had a version a while ago. While not as catchy she was not a viable character. Now someone has made their own the internet has lost all sense and all I can think when I see this is somebody wanted to jerk off to this. That's why this exists. So why are women so quick to adopt this fuckboy fantasy? At least have some respect and caption your cosplay properly. She has not appeared in a game please cite the internet source if you must cite something. But your killing me. Be sexy be whatever but don't try to sell me some bullshit lies about where you found this idea. You are dressing up as a fictious character from someones spank bankat this point.

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

[cometmedal]

[mario-is-good]

[rozaliared]

[smithy-will-eat-your-babies]

[apathetic-roombas]

[forrestfairy13-deactivated20231]

[boudoirdream]

[futchloser-moved]

[quackspot]

[sparklingchocoberry]

[justsomewindarcher]

[geeko-kat]

[l0vealot-deactivated20210530]

[iwanttobesomebody357-blog]

[heartahoges-deactivated20181113]

[doodles92]

[tinderfinds]

“I’ve been getting nothing but lesbians”

[hyundaimovietheatre]

wholesome

[chaeronaea]

“i’m a fool in a man’s shoes” is the most powerful thing i have ever read

[doodles92]

This happens alot... You'll see a dude and go hmm yep definitely male and then my next thought is well hes confident if he thinks w4w will go for it. But now I'll always assume it was a shit accident.