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Love Begins
DEAR READER

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Origami Around
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if i look back, i am lost
$LAYYYTER
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@doodlesonthemoon
i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side
i literally get what marie kondo was talking about now
bc everyone keeps requesting to see it filled :)
I don’t know how long I’ve been here. Time seems to pass differently. But the place is cozy and private so I have no complaints. And whenever I’m hungry, I go outside with my bowl and walk down the hill to the shore. Sometimes the lake is made of soup. Sometimes it’s huge pasta noodles the size of barges. Sometimes it’s breakfast cereal. Sometimes it’s dumplings the size of great whales. I dip my little bowl and take a portion and carry it back up to the house.
Today I found a new bowl! In its center is a little hill with a little house. I will carry it down to the shore and fill it up, and whomever lives in that little house can have a tiny portion of my meal. I hope they have a nice bowl to put it in..
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Utterly Bullshit Puzzles For Your Dungeon
There are two guards. One always tells the truth. One always lies. Neither know what's behind the doors they're guarding. Both doors lead to a trash compacter.
Three Chests. One hisses and contains deadly gas, one is clearly airtight and contains deadly gas, one is unmarked and contains deadly gas. If the players ignore the chests, both exits from the room (including the one they came from) contain deadly gas.
Three potions. A complex riddle gives you a series of clues to figure out which one is poison, which one is a buff and which one is just coloured water. Actually they're all glued to the table and, while you were faffing around with the riddle, thirty thousand angry orcs walked in.
A series of levers which cause the door to open or close to a different amount. You think you have to flip the levers in order to open it the right amount. Actually, the door opens whenever it damn well feels like it, and the levers are unrelated.
The Horrifying Monster is immune to all damage unless they're first stabbed by an obsidian dagger. What the players don't know is that "obsidian dagger" is actually a mistranslation of "gold needle" and no-one has any way of finding that out.
The locked door is in a room full of keys, all of which are slightly different. Actually, all the keys are the soul cages of never-before-mentioned powerful liches, and if you touch any of them that lich teleports in to kill you.
Pile of treasure that is marked with "those who touch this will be betrayed by those they least suspect". When a PC takes it, the GM throat-punches that PC's player.
The BBEG can't be defeated. That's it, that's the entire puzzle. Good fucking luck.
Redditors crashed the website with donations over $25k and 0 wishes left. via /r/MadeMeSmile
Click here and follow to get more daily positivity on your dash!
In response to this event, some redditors created r/charityraid, with the goal of concentrating the power of thousands of users into a single charity at a time to hopefully break a few more sites.
As of 9/21/21, the site has updated with more wishes. The incredible spike in donations is amazing, but if you want to and are able to keep the momentum going, there are over 300 waiting to be filled at https://www.onesimplewish.org!
The face Milhouse made haunted me for years. I don’t know what it is about that grimace that branded itself upon me but… it stuck. It stuck with me for years.
Even now, I feel a certain coldness
because its based on this picture of a French man watching the Nazis march into Paris in 1940
Dangers of working on a set.
That’s what I said.
Okay but you forgot the best part! During the scene where Aragorn, Gandalf and the other Main CharaktersTM ride ahead to go shout at the gate (and talk to the mouth of sauron in the extended edition) they were very firmly told only to ride up ahead “this far” because that area was cleared and beyond that it wasn’t.
But. Viggo Mortensen is absolutely mad and lead them just…. a bit farther than that. Everyone else was very scared they might blow up any second. Viggo said it “added a little extra tension”.
#they just don’t make behind the scenes stories like lotr anymore
Weatherman discovers his monitor has a touch screen
there’s a unique feeling that can only be accessed by listening to the first wtnv episode again after a period of time long enough that you can’t recite it verbatim but not so long that it doesn’t all come flooding back in an achingly familiar rush as soon as cecil starts speaking. i don’t know how to express it but it sort of feels like coming home after a long day.
“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em
“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant
“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy
"hey, bobby, ginger's kid came out to her as non-binerary! can you believe it?"
"non-binary."
"huh? wha? what'd i say?"
"you said 'non-binerary.' the word is non-binary."
"right. non-byrony."
"oh my god"
"ginger's gonna march with her kid in the parade next year! she's so excited!"
"she'll get to make signs... chant slogans..."
"you sound kind of jealous, lin."
"well, maybe i *am* jealous. maybe *i* wanna be a PFLAG mom."
"pee flag!!"
"gene."
"...kids, are any of you non-binary?"
"i respond to both 'attaboy' and 'you go, girl!'"
"i'm whatever gender gets the coolest happy meal toys."
Glass Onion + Text posts
She regrets nothing.
Please check out Crow Time for more immaculate bird vibes.
New Crow Time! It’s the Hound Knight. He’s a good boy!!!
This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN
Reblogging for cultural enrichment
bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-
From The Killers, 1946. A Film Noir Classic
I’m an archivist, behold my growing collection was of old photos mirroring times less memes I’ve come across at various places I’ve worked.
why do you call it ‘radical feminism’ when it’s bankrolled by evangelicals and fascists and also there’s hardly any skateboards in it
Are the evangelicals bankrolling a primarily manhating lesbian atheist movement in the room with us right now?
They’re in the room with you, actually
Women's Liberation Front (WoLF), the only radical feminist organization which is active in US policy debates, has repeatedly collaborated with some of the biggest socially conservative organizations on the American right, including: Focus on the Family, the Family Research Council, Heritage Foundation, the Independent Women's Forum, and the Alliance Defending Freedom. All of these organizations are anti-feminist and homophobic, and at least one of them has advocated for making homosexuality illegal
wolf is actively funded by adf btw
$15k could buy a lot of cis women in forced-pregnancy states some free abortions and air travel. it could buy a lot of domestic violence shelter beds. it could buy lots of guns and therapy for rape survivors
but instead a deeply misogynist homeschooling org (that exists to abuse kids lbr) is going to uhhhh protect wombmbynyn from the trans menace by uhhhhhhh. hm. well.
By an almost identical token, it recently emerged that in the UK, the LGB Alliance - yet another manufactured wedge organisation to try and split off the T - just so happens to share its headquarters with a roll-call of every prominent hard-right organisation going.
It almost seems too coincidental to be true. Unless, of course, you concede that right-wing lobbying groups can exist and have coherent policy goals, at which point it makes complete sense.
(me january 2022) seriously though its time to pull my shit together
(me december 2022) seriously though its time to pull my shit together
not your typical lockup.