Qwerty Jones sends his love.

Sometimes writes and knits, never tags shit, always ace. Icon by highkingfen

[nohoperadio]

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

[dad-dumpster]

medical malpractice anyone

[bebsi-cola]

abelds have this funky ability where they hear disabled people say they "can't" do something and instead of hearing "can't" as in, cannot, they hear "i can if i push myself and i just don't wanna". which is really interesting!

[tripleabatterybuni]

[pedulum-chronometry]

I have sautéed mushrooms nothing can harm me

[alemanriq]

Project mail harry but gib them cat

[the-big-mood]

This might be the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life

[beardedmrbean]

Make a mans whole retirement here why don't you

[marithlizard]

It's been a while since I said "this person wins the internet", but today it is merited.

(via bsky)

(The classic XKCD comic)

[anachrosims]

just in case anyone forgot how wildly colorful Georgian interiors could be, even among the working class to the wealthy:

[natalieironside]

I like this picture. I really really like this picture.

As you can see, George Foreman is approximately 12 times bigger than God, making 6'3" Muhammad Ali look like an itty bitty little guy by comparison. And Foreman has the facial expression of an athlete doing a sports whereas Ali is making the face most of us would make if George Foreman were trying to beat us up. The poor guy looks so terrified. He looks like he just shit hisself from it.

Muhammad Ali then proceeded to mercilessly clobber the ever-loving shit out of George Foreman in what was ultimately a pretty one-sided match, scoring one of the greatest wins of an already legendary career.

Do it scared.

[redstonedust]

being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.

being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.

[algebraic-dumbass]

we've heard of top surgery and bottom surgery, but what about charm surgery, strange surgery, up surgery and down surgery

[jackdawwhat]

how I love Boston

[melsglasses]

[rederiswrites]

Turns out the horsemen of the Apocalypse now prefer to go by Shareholder Profit, Private Equity, Corporate Personhood, and Workforce Optimization.

[jottingprosaist]

Shareholder Profit: War (the casus belli for attacks on workers' rights)

Private Equity: Pestilence (they are parasites that voraciously strip the value out of a healthy business until it withers and dies)

Workforce Optimization: Famine (cutting hours and employees until the business is starved of staff, barely functioning)

Corporate Personhood: Death (a hollow, shambling mockery of a human with rights and needs)

[rederiswrites]

Yeah I can work with that.

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]