doodpood

20s | side blog for posts

[doodpood]

i don’t tag anything here. if i think a post is a bit much, i’ll draft it instead, but follow at your own risk

[apjvff]

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

[blextrophy]

[tinybed]

little baby… i’m taking u home with me

[moffpup]

above all gender shit i am a dog so write that down

[thecryptkeeper]

[tahthetrickster]

it’s plain white rice you idiot obligate carnivore

[bobdylanyaoi]

YOU CAN BE STRAPPED FOR CASH??????

[micromontage]

when it wasn't meant to be 🤣🤣 but the potential of possibility still plagues you 🤔

[heckyeahponyscans]

Spotted at Goodwill: guys buying a lifesize plush tiger

[mauve-moth-machine]

why do they all look like tears for fears

[chemicalmarbles]

Acting on your best behaviour

Turn your back on Mother Nature

Everybody wants a lifesize plush tiger

[reapthegirlwind]

[byjove]

My dad used to say that the only men who are adamant about their female sexual partners being virgins before them and obsessed with women having low body counts are men who are extremely bad in bed and are afraid of their female sexual partners having anything to compare it to and the ability to recognize that sex is supposed to be good and that particular guy is not good. Which I believe to be true but it was a bizarre yet insightful bit of sex ed to get as a teenager.

[joshlovesyou]

[salmonballer]

a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

[pancakeke]

*bashes it with another master lock*

[intactics]

so-called "free thinkers" when Gasolina comes on

[apenitentialprayer]

Am walking through Manhattan, there's a woman who can't be more than 25 in a big fur coat, walking with a cane, angrily saying into her headpiece "I want them them destroyed," I feel like an extra in a movie

[naidje]

[tijdvoormemes]

Danku lesbiennes!

[miraclemaya]

i think it's so funny wehave like letters and whatever from Tolkien talking about how he fucked up with the orcs. it's ao funny

[sackboy166]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[jimbles-archive]