let us live forever

"Who would you like to be your valentine? If you could have anyone in the world..." "You." My name is Ebony. I'm from a small town in Australia. Tumblr brings out my inner fangirl and One Direction made me a bad person. I love fanfiction but rarely write or reblog much of it. My other blog is here

[harry-zayn]

[onedirecction]

[hazza-de-pussy-magnet]

Im sorry Nickelodeon. All I seen was ass.

[larrystylinsontho]

[styleswhores]

zayn would be that boyfriend who brings chinese and lays on the couch with you and puts his hand under your shirt and rubs your tummy when you’re having cramps fml

[mysticskywalking]

moral of the prank: have a baby with harry, not niall

[vashappeninstyles]

“im in labor someone help”

“where is everyone someone get help she’s about to give birth”

“niall what are you doing help us”

niall

[lordcheshire]

she might be giving birth

but farting is still funny

[summerskin]

[doomdirection]

we just got pranked. you just got pranked. …i just got pranked. 

[1dlovescats-blog]

buT THE LOOK OF CONCERN

[shagcaster]

niall got 99 problems but a bitch going into labour ain’t one 

[doomdirection]

Liam: I think shes having a baby

Lady: I AM HAVING A BABY

Liam: She is having a baby

[mulingrr-blog]

the fact that Liam's trying to call the husband, and Niall grabs the phone from him, and Liam says, "Why did you press end call?!"

This bitch can give birth all on her own.

[flashmestyles]

[doomdirection]

louis: YOU WERE SO EMBARRASSING

harry: fetal position

[niallkawaii]

[bonerrdirection]