~Seer Of Doom~

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[ikimaru]

pranking game too strong they ran for coVER

[prozdvoices]

What rich people are like probably

[profoundsavage]

this man has glasses and a monocle 

[guessididntdie]

that’s how you know he’s richer than most rich people

[beavisandbuttheadyaoi-deactivat]

your rich person voice is so on the ball friend

[8bitsaitama]

[gentlemanbones]

WE CAN’T PROVE THEY WEREN’T HUGE FATBIRDS

[coelasquid]

simply the best

[adulthoodisokay]

this wins

[theforce]

i was 14 and i was walking through a mall by myself at 12am after my shift at coldstone creamery lol and a bunch of men started whistling and meowing and getting really close to me and they kept asking me questions and i kept not answering until i didn’t know what else to do so i said “i’m only 14” and almost in unison they said “we don’t care” i was so fucking scared i didn’t know what to do and they kept talking about how i looked and how my body looked and what they would do i was on the verge of tears i was all alone in a huge mall i knew i couldn’t outrun them all i felt totally hopeless until a maintenance worker came up to all of us with a huge industrial broom in her hand, i thought she was going to yell at all of us for being in the mall after hours bc she probably thought we were all friends but instead she cursed all of them out in spanish, threatened to press a panic button on her belt and then proceeded to walk me to the basement garage and waited with me until my mom got there to pick me up she had a death grip on her cart the whole time and a face of steel she looked so strong and i just kept saying thank you and she kept saying not to thank her because she had to stop them.

that was the moment i realized women were the most important beings on this planet and we have to protect each other bc nobody else is going to, she didn’t even know me, we couldn’t even communicate that well because of the language barrier, she could have lost her job for waiting with me in the parking lot but she looked out for me when she didn’t have to, she had nothing to gain from it, i’m 21 now and i tell everyone this story even though it happened 7 years ago, what she did that night helped me form and shape lot of my beliefs early on. 

[actuallunalovegood]

i was at a grocery store really late one night and some old guy kind of eyed me as i walked out of the store next to this other lady. She and I made eye contact and i knew she was scared too. we loaded up our groceries into our cars as fast as possible and I had way more bags than her so she got done faster than me. I panicked because i was sure she was going to leave so i just hurried faster, shaking a little, and then i noticed she sat in her car, watching me and making sure nobody came near. She waited not until all my groceries were loaded, or until my cart was put away, or until I got into my car. No, she didn’t drive away until I drove away. 

And that was the moment that I realized how much women need other women. That we can’t win this war without each other and we have to be looking out for each other, every second. 

[ofgeography]

my last year in new york city, i got off the subway around 9 or 10p.m. i only lived about 5 blocks from the f train, but i hadn’t gotten more than two before a woman’s hand suddenly touched my arm. 

"that guy behind us is following you," she said. "he was watching you leave the train car and followed you up."

i hadn’t noticed him, or at least not noticed him following me. when we stopped outside a grocery store, he stopped half a block back and loitered. the woman linked her arm with mine and walked me several blocks out of her way to my front door and made sure i got inside safely.

another time, nocigar and i were walking home and at a stoplight a stranger grabbed my arm when i wouldn’t respond to him and tried to physically drag me over to him. she—who is, by the way, not a very physically imposing girl—ripped his hand off my arm and snarled, “don’t fucking touch her.”

protect your friends. protect strangers. there are good men in the world, but don’t wait for them to do something if you can do it yourself.

[doomeddersedreamer]

every single ed edd and eddy episode

eddy: i have an idea lets be massive dicks to everyone and hopefully they'll give us money

edd: no dont do that because covalent bonds my parents dont love me

ed: some bullshit nonsense off a 2006 myspace icon

[tastefullyoffensive]

The whiteboard at my gym. -hankhill72

[ferrisbuelller]

me @ me: stop fucking things up for yourself

[lesbeehive]

Les Beehive - Kristen Stewart Street Style

[pakaojawn-blog]

dont send nudes… send xrays its whats inside that counts

[lojade-deactivated20160727]

[littlekushberry-deactivated2015]

fruithoe

[nofaddano-deactivated20150903]

WHAT???

[whitegirlsaintshit]

nigga you ain’t know???

[ogir]

bussit wide like a cieling fan

[doomeddersedreamer]

Pole dancers are METAL AS FUCK

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo via schnarf_shnarf)

[whiskey-and-c41]

I think men overall just don’t understand that we cannot stop the blood. If there’s nothing to collect it, it’s going everywhere. Everyone can hold a shit, can hold a piss, and can hold back sex, until it’s convenient. When we bleed there is just no stopping it. It doesn’t matter if there’s nothing to catch the blood, it will keep coming.

That’s why this free-tampon discussion is over your heads. You don’t get it. You can compare it to toilet paper or condoms all you want but we all have control over those things. When we bleed, we keep bleeding until it’s done. There’s no clenching or muscle training that will keep us from bleeding everywhere.

So stop talking about what you don’t understand. If condoms can be free, so can tampons.

[vulvapeople]

Also, toilet paper is free in public restrooms.  Everyone would lose their shit if they had to buy toilet paper at work.

[doomeddersedreamer]

someone: haha man you're so laid back and chill

me: *hasn't slept in 2 days*

me: *reminding self to breathe so i don't faint*

me: *is under the crippling weight of deadlines and anxiety

me: hahahaha yeah man i try

[papishanpoo-deactivated20150504]

Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”

[inkskinned]

haha wow i’m really exhausted for someone who only ever does the bare minimum requirements of getting by

[lesbianmooncolony-deactivated20]

remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

[imagineyourfavoriterobot]

Imagine your favorite robot discovering that the word “fucking” is used to intensify adjectives in the English language, so they start enhancing their sentences with it… very fucking liberally.

[honeylemonselfiequeen-deactivat]