idk what ol' nick's talking about... it's obviously halloween....
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idk what ol' nick's talking about... it's obviously halloween....
[Sorry Merasmus’ theme is kinda a mess. I haven’t touched this account since Christmas.]
You heard me.
It’s Christmas. Now.
Perhaps you need to check the date.
It’s only the beginnings of July.
Welcome to hell welcome to hell
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Christmas in July? Is that guy a fan of Ed Edd n' Eddy or something?
“Merasmus does not know what this--abundance of Ed’s IS.”
“But the old fool has taken it upon himself to celebrate his ridiculous holiday in the WRONG HEMISPHERE.”
IT IS TIME.
Time for Christmas, that is.
In July.
Excuse me.
part one of the pissmas madness
He grabbed the stole and put it back on with a grumble. Now, if the wizard had asked - "I don’t. I lied to you, but then again - you stole MY stole and did not think to ask me."
Maybe if he asked nicely he’d share.
"You oaf--you weren't USING it." Merasmus grumbled again, crossing his arms over his chest. "It was laying over the back of the couch--not even ON you."
i’ve used to play TF2 all the time! and i was wondering, since soldier+rocket jumps=irl destroyed legs, why not mechanical ones?
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"Give it back or it will be even colder than before." Merasmus, you should know better than that, come on. Have you forgotten the card game?
"You've said you don't even GET cold--" He protested with a grumble, hands pulling it off his smaller frame as he held it out towards the Christmas spirit.
He wasn't pouting. No not at all.
He was a dignified Wizard thank you very much.
"Don’t give me that look." Merasmus mumbles, drawing the stole closer and arching a slender brow at Nick.
Oh Nick please. This isn’t YOUR stole. Certainly not. Never mind the fact that your shoulders are bare.
"I’ll give you whatever look I want.Give me back my stole." He was cold just the same as the wizard, and unlike him, he had no heating spells at his disposal. He wasn’t some third-rate wizard after all, never mind brash enough to steal other peoples’ things.
Nope nope nope. He's not giving it back. Maybe if you ask NICELY he'll give you a warming spell or two.
"It's freezing out. It was here. You hardly need it."
"My you mercenaries look cold—it’s a shame Merasmus doesn’t LIKE any of you.” Said the very warm Wizard who certainly isn’t wearing a certain someone’s stole around his shoulders and making use of several warming spells.
No not at all.
Now please guess who’s not given him the stole willingly. If he doesn’t apologize, it is going to get a lot colder still.
"Don't give me that look." Merasmus mumbles, drawing the stole closer and arching a slender brow at Nick.
Oh Nick please. This isn't YOUR stole. Certainly not. Never mind the fact that your shoulders are bare.
There’s just too many of them now.
Shoutout to doommate and youjustgotmerasmused for being perfect Scottish wizards and driving Nick up several walls.
"My you mercenaries look cold--it's a shame Merasmus doesn't LIKE any of you." Said the very warm Wizard who certainly isn't wearing a certain someone's stole around his shoulders and making use of several warming spells.
No not at all.
Life’s hard when your lover rival is Australian Santa
"Hmm..yes well. Merry Smissmas. Even if some of us don't celebrate such a holiday."
"Please keep that eggnog away from me."