all I've ever needed in life was for Jennifer English to say 'queen shit' about something Laura Bailey did
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all I've ever needed in life was for Jennifer English to say 'queen shit' about something Laura Bailey did
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… yes, Google Docs, that is exactly what I meant to write. How could I have been so foolish.
Reenactor throws a spear at a drone
What a time to be alive.
“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.
The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.
Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)
I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it
just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone
Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll
a rough translation of inscription on the runestone:
On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.
so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only
Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!
10 years!!
big mate to carry little mates
How long does it take for the Earth crew to figure out that Grace is married to Rocky and Adrian? Or do they just tell them they’re married?
eehh it comes up eventually.
Once all the emotions of like, finding out humanity's hero is alive, reuniting with their long dead favorite middle school teacher, dealing with the actual mission they were send to do, meeting with the welcoming Eridian delegation, once that settles down? Then- not long!
give them a month tops
adrian: obviously grace and rocky have a deep bond that i can't really fully understand from being alone in space saving the universe
grace: obviously rocky and adrian have a deep bond that i can't really fully understand from being married for almost two centuries
rocky: hello eriddit. i (302M) have two mates (337X) (40M) who are both brilliant scientists. i love them both very much and was very excited when they started courting each other. however WIBTA if i thought they were too close? like i'm no slouch or anything, i'm an engineer, but you get these two talking about origin of life research and it starts going WAY over my carapace —
Your prodigal son has returned with some rockcuddling
Thanks for your attention im fading back into oblivion now baiiii
fucking hate it when the stuff everybody says "actually works" does actually work.
hate exercising and realizing i've let go of a lot of anxiety and anger because i've overturned my fight-or-flight response.
hate eating right and eating enough and eating 3 times a day and realizing i'm less anxious and i have more energy
hate journaling in my stupid notebook with my stupid bic ballpoint and realizing that i've actually started healing about something once i'm able to externalize it
hate forgiving myself hate complimenting myself more often hate treating myself with kindness hate taking a gratitude inventory hate having patience hate talking to myself gently
hate turning my little face up to the sun and taking deep breaths and looking at nature and grounding myself and realizing that i feel less burdened and more hopeful, more actually-here, that i am able to see the good sides of myself more clearly, that i am able to see not only how far i have to grow - but also how much growth i have already done & how much of my life i truly fill with light and laughter and love
horrible horrible horrible. hate it but i'm gonna do it tho
The seething continues.
Going to shamelessly include brushing and flossing to this. Freaking hate doing it, but realizing how having clean teeth feels so good.
the awesome and amazing alien polycule
Rocky being big for an eridian is also very charming to me for like. Rocky being seen as the Big Strong Tough Guy all his life on erid meeting Grace who is like awww omg Rocky you’re so cute and small. My cute little guy 🥰. And Rocky is like you know what, yeah. I AM his cute little guy.
Senator Kenobi needs his big strong Padawan guard!!!!
two weeks later
assumes Essek and Caleb are now living with the Brenattos full-time
Caleb: *solo parenting a 2 week old halfling baby, getting 0 sleep and letting no one help him*
Veth: *living in a 24-hour dream spa that Caleb won't let her leave because he feels guilty about forcing her to give birth early, sipping a martini and getting a massage by imaginary hunky men.*
Essek and Yeza: *doing the dishes*
Yeza: "So, do you guys think you'll ever move out?"
Essek: "Yes, when Caleb stops feeling guilty."
Yeza: "Ah. So never, then."
Essek: "Yes, I think this is probably our new normal. I'm so sorry."
Yeza: "It's alright. There are worse things. How do you feel about a beef stew for dinner?"
Essek: "I'll get the meat out to thaw."
(small occtis voice) i have aramán's one and only reanimated lapinpin
it’s my birthday today ✨ have some gracerocky getting their freak on for me
Guys... please lock in....
WHERE HAVE ALL THE DIVAS GONE AND WHERE ARE ALL THE BROADS