𖤐leo?𖤐

he/she ☆ who up bakin they taters

[doomsdayboombox]

im gonna go jerk off in the woods and becum one w nature

[cutecipher]

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

[cutecipher]

scientists on this post: yuuuup 👍

people who aren't scientists: um actually ☝️

[i-am-a-fish]

I don't want to be negative but I do think we need to kill some of these people

[doomsdayboombox]

there r no bad boobs, just bad bras 😌

[doomsdayboombox]

sometimes i feel like a tumblr sexy man if they were a woman and sometimes i feel like the lorax after the onceler cut down all those weird ass trees

[i-am-a-fish]

I've never read a book or seen a movie or played a video game before. when I'm bored I look at rocks and I love my life

[rockandrollsstuff]

Jimi Hendrix arriving in Milan, 1968

[dragon-in-a-fez]

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

[goldensunset]

i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars

[doomsdayboombox]

everything tastes better tiny

[doomsdayboombox]

who up condensating

[doomsdayboombox]

girlboyhood is shaving everything except ur happy trail

[i-am-a-fish]

trying to scroll tumblr in bed but my boob keeps making contact with the touch screen and halting progress

[i-am-a-fish]

I say things like meow and hell yeah when I'm happy

[gaymolegaming]

I wish irl grinding was as fun as in videogames tbh. Like yeah i need to go to work a thousand times but after that i have enough materials to buy a house. But alas, houses arent real

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

[slowspinningredemption]

i was obsessed with the eruption of mt vesuvius as a kid, you know, ad 79, destruction of pompeii, the good shit. anyway when i was 9 my aunt was living in naples in italy and we went to visit and she was like do you want to climb mt vesuvius. and i was like hwaaa? you can do that? and she was like yeah i actually do a marathon up it every year let's go. so me and my mum and aunt and cousins all trek up this volcano in the middle of summer and it's yknow, a volcano. very hot and full of rocks. and we get to the crater and we're looking down into it and i'm like woah... this is what destroyed pompeii... and my aunt is like yup. got 'em good. and my little 6 year old cousin pipes up 'what would happen if it erupted now??' and me and my aunt just immediately, in the exact same tone, say 'we would die.'