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Michael Happily Partnered, Closeted Gay, 27, Colorado, Message me!!

[toimoiluiii23]

Gus

[apolladay]

What would you do if you ever met your doppelganger?

faint

scream & run away

hug them

slap them

make them disappear (there can only be one of you!!!)

something else

Voting ended onJan 8, 2024

[treybien]

[c3rvida3]

I abbreviate "Beetlejuice" to "BJ" with my one friend whose special interest is Beetlejuice and it's fine, it's protocol, it's a Tuesday afternoon, but I just did it with another friend via the sentence, "I don't even like BJ that much. I just wanna see that worm," and it was a little less than fine, I think.

[c3rvida3]

NO!!!

[tittyinfinity]

[arcanetrivia]

yeah i bet you did i mean look at the size of that thing

[arcanetrivia]

[sekajiku]

[hools]

what is the last thing u drank???

WAWER 👍

[globalhypnosis-deactivated20181]

[aakgf46vbfd45vhij57vvn900-deact]

its monday. lets get on it cunts

[amateur]

[aquamarinespinnerlover]

It’s 2:00am and I have finally finished the shawl that I have been working on to wear to Easter breakfast. Which is at 10:00am.

[mathewkinetix]

That’s cool. I just thought this was a table wearing underwear.

[kingjaffejoffer]

You come home and your girlfriend aint there, but the table looks at you like this

What would you do?

[2-shane-s]

Bout to turn this table into one night stand

[hobbitguy1420]

..yeah, okay. *Reblogs*

[maria-aegyptiaca]

Louise Bourgeois / Jenny Holzer, Hole of Anxiety

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

you can only have 1 for the rest of eternity

gay sex

vanilla extract

Voting ended onFeb 7, 2023

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

(shaking like a leaf) cool. cool. a bigger sample size is no problem. cool

[arystocrat]

i found another fav tictac

[hellboys]

THE LAST OF US 1.03 – long, long time

[dogposts]

“Spike,” a Chihuahua, is 23 and currently the oldest living dog in the world. (via)

[randomnessofamind]

[big-gay-mike]

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

I love that one of them is named "Leftie Himbo".

[hellboys]

MURRAY BARTLETT & NICK OFFERMAN as Frank and Bill in The Last of Us (2023-)

[themuppetmasterencyclopedia]

The Count in his Count Mobile.

[psychodelicategirl]

Really wanna dig thru the ditches and burn thru the witches in this ride.