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i was dead at "Valjean" nsnamsks

i hate everything about this timeline except Phil being back in the Les Mis

It's that time of the year again! Remember to leave out bread and absinthe for Victor Hugo and he will leave you 50 pages on a subject that is off-topic but that he is vaguely interested in. Be safe out there!

elliespectacular

Happy 24-6-01!

28dayslater

no actor has ever, ever appeased gay fans of anything like george blagden did. “oh but sam reid said some mad shit about the vampire show”, shut up, i don’t care, he’s not fit to clean blagden’s boots. when his character’s solo verse in his one big song got cut from the movie george blagden fucking went to paris stood in front of the building it was set alone at night and recorded himself singing it. he posted himself singing a death cab for cutie song that he’d adapted to be about his gay little character and the guy he was pining for. this man was the only person outside of tumblr to give a fuck about “grantaire from the les mis movie” and he fought and died for tumblrina rights. we will never see his like again

veryfastnighuncatchable

So I know it's a joke in the Les Mis fandom that Javert is portrayed as like the only cop in all of France, but I think it would be hilarious if modern fanfic writers took this to ridiculous extremes

Gavroche's school is doing a "say no to drugs" campaign, now imagine his surprise when Javert the DARE ambassador walks in the door.

Bossuet gets pulled over for going 4 miles over the speed limit and his explanation dies on his lips when he sees Javert the traffic cop step out of the cop car.

Some asshole tries to fight Bahorel over an airplane seat. Surprise! Javert the air marshal is here.

Marius calls emergency services because of a rabid raccoon in his backyard and Javert the animal control officer shows up to help.

Jehan parallel parks illegally and Javert the meter maid tickets them an outrageous amount.

I think this has comedic potential.

nortism

Rules of the Les Misérables magic system (as far as I can figure out):

As long as there is still suffering to be had, Jean Valjean cannot die

Jean Valjean has super strength which cannot be depleted by age or his poor ability to look after himself (up to a point)

Once a person has met Cosette, lack of proximity to her will slowly drain their life force

The dead benevolently haunt those they loved while alive (ily ghost!Fantine)

Javert has an incredible ability to recognise potential criminals (read people from lower social classes)

Eponine has the ability to blend into the background but cannot turn this power off

The only one immune to this power is Javert which isn’t very helpful

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reject modernity (enjolras actors in any way acknowledging enjoltaire) embrace tradition (“I remember thinking of talking to Aaron about the subject as we started filming, and as I was about to talk to him he was interrupted by someone else, and then suddenly I understood. That was the perfect example of what the dynamic between us should be. And I realised that actually NOT talking to Aaron about it at all was the perfect way to create that subtextual thing between Grantaire and Enjolras. And actually, I didn’t talk to anyone about it. Not even Tom. I just kept it a secret and thought that if people can read into it, great, and if people don’t notice it, that’s also fine because it’s not the main focus of the student plot. I still don’t know to this day if Aaron even knows about the whole E/R relationship, but it doesn’t matter, because I don’t think Enjolras should.”)

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mistysblueboxstuff

ok but this video Josh posted to his ig is Killing me

ueinra

LES MISÉRABLES + TEXT FROM THE BOOK

armydreamerr

your time is up and your paroles begun

wokeleftistmob

[ID: The "not what I'm called" meme. Valjean says, "hey guys". Javert points at him and says, "24601". Javert responds (in all caps), "not what I'm called". End ID]