[monkeyislandtwo]

fonts will be named shit like viscera antique, 16 bit dreams, doctor's orders, bingo condensed, googly, wish you were here

[equos-bipes]

for your consideration

[fantasmadelaciudad]

i'll be honest thinking about las vegas makes me nauseous.

[fantasmadelaciudad]

like this shouldnt be possible.

[sillyspekter]

Every part of Vegas feels like it's pulled out of fiction and is Incredibly off-putting. It's a major city in the middle of one of the world's most inhospitable deserts

Its famous for recreating other world landmarks on a small scale. It uses this as a trap to bait people into making life ruining decisions. It's motto is essentially "never speak of what happened here". Fucked up

[mustbepure]

CLERK ABOUT TO SLAP AND STOPPING LOOKING AT HIS HANDS LIKE "WHY DID I DO THAT" HELLOOOO

[television-bodies]

your sitcom couple parents story is sooooo cute omg

i’m obsessed with it. there are so many other things i could say that prove my sitcom couple point but i shouldn’t air all their lore on tumblr

[hustlerose]

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

[hustlerose]

easy website

[cryptid-on-a-string]

^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”

[batcii]

weird horse

[validwarriorcatsnames]

"Websight" is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!

[locus-p0cus]

train wreck of a post. hit reblog

[guy-named-reblog]

oww :(

[prototype4me]

The dream is kinda for mcr5 to be incredible but also highly highly divisive and unpopular so me and my 5 friends can go to their shows and no one else even tries

[byjove]

I love asking people how their parents met. You always get an interesting reply. My best friend’s parents met on the relatively new internet in 1999. My other friend’s parents met at Burger King when one was the manager and the other was a regular customer. My parents met at the beach because they were neighbors in their rental houses, mom was on a church trip and dad was getting blackout drunk every night with his friends next door.

Tell me how your parents met in the tags.

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

life row inmate eating his first meal

[postoctobrist]

the Buddha used to say this about any baby he saw and people hated it

[gailynovelry]

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

[jackett-slut]

my life-affirming chemical romance

[miss-mollys-ballet-blog]

Gerard Way being the quintessential older brother to Mikey during the B set at Wembley, July 10th, 2026.

[wizzsp]

I think Mother's pretty happy right now, don't you

[television-bodies]

i literally just saw my chemical romance live two nights running and now i have to what? go back to not doing that?

[television-bodies]

there were so many years where i thought i would never get to see them live and then i DID in 2022 and it was amazing and i watched livestreams of every single swarm show that came after it and now i’ve seen them TWICE MORE. my twelve year old self would not believe it. i love this stupid band

[television-bodies]

i literally just saw my chemical romance live two nights running and now i have to what? go back to not doing that?

[television-bodies]

DESERT SONG. PARTY POISON.

[television-bodies]

heading back to wembley on five hours sleep which really shows when you know that i just misspelt it as ‘wombly’

[television-bodies]

serving womble at the my chemical romance show

[television-bodies]

heading back to wembley on five hours sleep which really shows when you know that i just misspelt it as ‘wombly’