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[89cats]

[sorchaception]

"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"

[strawberryoverlord]

"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave me fluffy jellybeans."

[rainbowseyecosplay]

Fluffy Jellybeans 

[darksideoftheshroom-deactivated]

[flash-art-by-quyen-dinh]

Barbering print now available at www.etsy.com/shop/parlortattooprints

[necromancer-deactivated20190530]

I just broke Skyrim by trying to spawn 20,000 cabbages

[necromancer-deactivated20190530]

they’re just floating here as the game crashes, hailing the start of the apocalypse

[necromancer-deactivated20190530]

I

AM

CABBAGEBORN

[rashke-deactivated20160610]

ughuhgufh you know that feeling where you want someone SO BAD like not even in a sexual way like you just want to touch their skin and hug them and feel their warmth and smell their scent and feel how soft their hair is and look into their eyes and hear their voice and soak in their presence like it’s physically impossible to have them by your side but you need it so bad like you just want them to be yours you want them physically there for you

[craving-afixed-world]

This is accurate

[dieorfree]

[dopedirt]

We’ve come a long way

[chambergambit]

[kingdomoftheballerino]

Marianela Nunez as Gamzatti

[austen-tation]

via 

[4rtmusic]

[smtskulltrumpeter-blog]

‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’

‘fuck if i know’

[sixpenceee]

'who cares we're mad cute'

[faessbender]

Visit Original Link

Daft Punk // Television Rules The Nation.

[wintorsoldier]

[PUNCHES THROUGH YOUR WINDSHIELD AND PULLS OFF YOUR STEERING WHEEL]

HEY LET’S TALK ABOUT THE WINTER SOLDIER

[runakvaed-deactivated20210131]

[smithsonian]

Protip: This is a really bad question to ask when visiting the National Mall. We have 8 buildings surrounding the Mall, and a total of 19 museums, 9 research centers and the National Zoo. A S.H.I.E.L.D agent should know better! 

(We think she means the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History in this case.)  

[pierogi-jarskie]

I love that this is on the Smithsonian’s tumblr

[bunnyxdoodles]

#i was about to get annoyed about someone taking this too seriously but then i saw who posted it

[mskalakkskqlwmdnwnmqlsn]

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE

the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone

[zombietiits-deactivated20150819]

I bet he’s on Tumblr

[brokoha-anjou]

I am

[vulgarswami-deactivated20140719]

[bearsnbeetsnbattlestargalactica]

This was seriously the best prank

[jelicoeroad-deactivated20160721]

i wanna put on a cute dress and slay all my enemies

[jelicoeroad-deactivated20160721]

i love the way how this gets notes slowly. it’s like everyone puts on a cute dress an slays all their enemies and then comes back and reblogs the post

[sorry]

a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.