Nimona: I can't believe you became friends with Goldenloin after everything!
Ballister: actually... we're not friends
Nimona: Good-
Ballister: We're dating
Nimona: WTF??!!! Arm-chopping is not- WAIT GOLDENLOIN IS GAY????!!?!?!?!?
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Nimona: I can't believe you became friends with Goldenloin after everything!
Ballister: actually... we're not friends
Nimona: Good-
Ballister: We're dating
Nimona: WTF??!!! Arm-chopping is not- WAIT GOLDENLOIN IS GAY????!!?!?!?!?
Ambrosius coming out to Ballister like "hey I think I might be gay... it's totally okay if you're no longer comfortable with us platonically holding hands, cuddling, flirting and such now that you know that" and Ballister just stares at him for a good long minute before going "wait we did those things platonically??"
Ballister putting on lipstick: too bad I lost the packaging so idk if it's smudge-proof
Ambrosius: wanna find out? 👀
Headcanon that Ballister having the worst pick up lines (like he has really bad dad jokes) will always be funny to me because that means he could literally tell Ambrosius the most terrible fucking line ever and he'll fall for it every time because he is so gone for this man and if you add that to different AU's it gets even funnier like, for example:
Greek Mythology Persephone Ambrosius and Hades Ballister AU
Ambrosius: Yeah, and I grow all the plants at home too, the whole place is covered in fauna.
Ballister: Damn, the air at your place must be mad crisp.
Ambrosius: ....
Ballister: ....
Ballister leaving his place with his number and a date: .... I can't believe that actually worked.
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Ambrosius: I need life advice
Nimona, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person
Long haired Ambrosius but it's 'cause he got too depressed to cut it after the knighting ceremony, so he has very visible outgrown roots
On this day one year ago, I was fired from Crumbl Cookies because my grandfather suddenly died and I cried when I found out and was on the clock. They make you sign a waiver to not talk about the recipes that lasts one year after your termination. Well guess what babes. That day, is today. RIP Nanu, you’ve been missed. But for anyone who likes the Chocolate Chip Cookies or the Iced Sugar Cookies, check out the recipes in the links. Feel free to ask about other recipes, it’s been a year but some things are just reskinned versions of these lol. Good Luck and Happy Baking.
Edit: Here is a Master List of all the recipes I have been able to remember thus far; I will be updating it as I am able!
me listening to a musical about the most terrible heartwrenching tragic fucked up shit to ever exist
i hang out with friends i commit 50 social transgressions i get home i wish i was normal i hang out with friends
nothing quite as mortifying as realizing you said something that can be interpreted as really rude 5 hours after you've said it
Sometimes i find myself putting off taking pain killers usually with the mental reasoning that I'm not in a really really high amount of pain so I dont need it yet.
This is a reminder to myself and anyone out there that needs it that you dont have to wait to be in a really high amount of pain before you take pain relief or do things that will make you feel better.
you know I get Ambrosius and the Squire (aka another ballister love post)
Like come on, who wouldn't want a wet cat friend in their life
(I have a Black cat girlfriend, but that's unrelated)
every post i see that's like "if you're scared of being like [bad person] that's means you're better than them and won't be like them" and it's like. lmao. my dad used to have crying sessions where he would confess his fear of being like his mother and causing me to grow up to hate him. usually after he did something fucking awful, to redirect the attention to his own pain. the girl who sexually assaulted me had panic attacks sometimes about the idea of maybe being a rapist, making it impossible to set sexual boundaries with her without her freaking out. whether you're afraid of being some kind of bad person has basically no bearing on whether you are that way
LITERALLY ANXIETY ISN'T AN INHERENTLY MORAL SOURCE OF SELF-CRITICISM. BEING AFRAID THAT YOU ARE BAD DOES NOT MAKE YOU GOOD IT JUST MAKES YOU ANXIOUS!!!
#as a person with anxiety I find anxiety is often counterproductive to self-reflection#because you’re too busy spiraling over Bad Thing You Did to actually do anything about it#you need to break that tunnel vision in order to actually make the change#i don’t like to sit with my anxieties for that reason#sitting there feeling guilty over what I did doesn’t do any good#it just made me and anyone I hurt feel worse#striving for actual change and making amends is the best way forward#but you have to break the doom spiral in order to be clearheaded enough to do that#sa tw
literally you get it.
love when characters have to have a domestication arc before you can even consider giving them a redemption arc
It’s that time of year to say no to the Salvation Army.
Never forget they let a Trans woman die instead of helping her.
Never forget they have tossed entire families on the street for having an LGBT child.
Never forget they tell non Christian families that unless they convert they will not help them.
Never forget that the Salvation Army is bigoted and hateful, many of the bell ringers routinely heckle and harass LGBT couples.
Annual reblog.
It’s time for my annual My Mom story.
My mom and grandma used to volunteer a lot for the local Salvation Army, mostly helping with their fabric sale. Mom mostly did it for something to do with grandma.
I held my tongue for awhile, but finally I said “Mom, the SA has some really problematic policies. I’m not telling you what to do, but you might want to look into it.”
She did.
Keep in mind my mom is a boomer white lady living in a modest Midwestern city.
She didn’t like the things she found out. She went directly to the leaders of their chapter and asked, “If a gay or trans person came to you for help, what would you do?”
They said: “We’d direct them to someone who could help them.”
Her: “But that’s supposed to be YOU.”
Them: “We’re not equipped to help them” (or some other vagueing bullshit)
My mom (aka not stupid): Fuck this shit, I’m out.
She resigned from the SA. A lot of her friends asked why. She told them why.
Over the next year, over sixty people left the local SA, citing their views on lgbtq people as the reason.
lets out a single agonized bloodcurdling scream but doesnt elaborate on why and just walks it off
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I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary