Capitalism Ruined Memes

Anatomically incorrect necromancer God help the economeme (Alix/21/USA) (I'm on mobile 99% of the time and I'm very very forgetful!! If I don't respond to your ask I'm not ignoring you I promise)

[theshitneyspears]

BIG MOOD

[the-real-eye-to-see]

But they value our lives even less

[fonzworthcutlass]

Ok but look:

[donzo1234]

I’m really screaming

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

he was planning on eating the baby 😭

[gyarados-rider]

Ok, as a biology major, y’all need to chill. Snakes this big are incredibly docile. They have been bred this way. Furthermore, the person taking care of this animal could not properly take care of them if they did not feed them regularly and well. This child is in no more danger than if she was sitting next to a big dog. 

Oh, and on snake yawning, the person above is wrong (SOURCE 1; SOURCE 2)

[bleedthewineunholy]

Some people take massive leaps to turn something innocent into a fucking issue

[allgirlghostbusters-deactivated]

these are both still male dominated like……….this is wrong this is not more women than men look its plain and simple wtf

[alchemyjones]

Men, despite dominating STEM fields, demonstrating that they do not even have a basic grasp on math.

[darkfemalley]

Okay as depressing as this is, it’s really hilarious.

[pumpkan]

Me: waiting for any form of public transport

Rain: starts

Some deep dark part of my brain that never forgot the first night vale episode: 👀🕐🚌🌧🌧🕐🕐🚌🌧

[thatthursdaygirl]

[blackfairypresident]

you could curse a police officer out, kick their car, throw a temper tantrum and throw trash. and that still doesnt mean they get to kill you. what the fuck is wrong with yall? why do you think police get some special license to kill when they get disrespected?

if they cant do their job without murdering unarmed people, they dont deserve their badge, or anyones respect.

[requiemforadeathmask]

Except it isn’t always that simple.

[forest-of-grace]

Except it literally is. I deal with verbal and emotional abuse daily at my job. I get disrespected daily. I’ve had customers throw things at me. Not one of those situations have I ever felt the need to pull a gun on them and shoot them. In fact, I am expected to tolerate that kind of abuse with a smile and often times those people get rewarded for their behavior.

If a cop can’t deal with being disrespected without murdering people then they don’t need to be a fucking cop.

[ohthestoriesitell]

I’ve been full on, all out, attacked when I worked in residential treatment. Purposely kicked in the face, violently bitten, bitten again with the express intent of setting me off and making me cry, punched in the face, all people much stronger than me, and cursed at with every single name under the sun. You know what we did?

We deescalated. We used non-injuring holds. While the jobs demands of us meant that these things often weren’t perfect, and deescalation was nigh impossible, not one of us EVER injured any of the clients. I started to hate my kids near the end and I still never thought of ever hurting them.

If a lay person can do that, if a person like me can go into a shift every single day knowing that I was likely to be injured, and STILL use non-lethal means of deescalation, how the hell are you going to tell me cops can’t? They have far more training than I did! They have far more means of non-lethal actions and tools at their disposal!

Fuck off with that it’s not always so clear cut nonsense. 

[lexkixass]

For people that think it “isn’t so simple”, you should look up TruTV Presents: World’s Dumbest.

Watch how a WHITE dude who was hopped up on PCP, threatening the cops, and approaching them menacingly, was NOT tased, or shot.

Watch how after a high-speed chase because she didn’t want a ticket, a WHITE woman comes out of her car holding her brick-of-a-cell phone like a gun, points it at the police, and she NOT tased, or shot.

Then come back and say, “it isn’t so simple”.

[salyagalpal-deactivated20171027]

checking in on youtubers after years of not watching them

[ussmckirk]

Steve Rogers is my fitness role model.

In other words, I too want to be injected with a magical serum that’ll give me the perfect body in mere seconds without my having to do any exercise whatsoever.

[c3po]

anyone want suckies?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

Moo gurt suckies anyone? anyone up for a but of a mooGurt Suckle

[neonprotagonist]

ao3: and they were roommates me, opening the fic up: Oh My God They Were Roommates

[queerpyracy]

music genres are fake and made up anyway so here’s how i’m describing my music taste from now on:

music for witches dancing at midnight

songs that sad protestants would sing in a bar where for some reason people Only drink whiskey

summer indie pop songs that capture a fake rose-tinted view of adolescence never experienced but often romanticized

that distinct feeling some music gives you where you feel this like primal power like you’re channeling old and forgotten gods who are back for vengeance

[lesbianpeachs]

Holy fuck how did you accurately describe the only 4 types of music I listen to what is this sorcery

[typhlonectes]

Baby African Bush Vipers (Atheris hispida), born recently at the Houston Zoo

photograph by Stephanie Adams | Houston Zoo

[roboticroachchildren]

woman: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain

man: oh that's so sweet, i--

woman: i've adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.

[kenzodiazepine]

[vicchan]

u would not believe ur eyes

[beachnymph]

self care is listening to Africa by Toto for 22 hours straight, staring into the void until all your feelings, impulses, muscles, and skin melt away and you are but a pile of bones vibrating along to 80’s synth wave

[babyanimalgifs]

A very big boy