Surprise!

❞What's that in your shadow? What's that creeping up your back? Dancing along the walls, laughing and beckoning you to play? Don't kid yourself, it's me! Lazloe is the name, and why don't ya join me for li'l a game?" ❞It'll be fun, I promise." ┌A roleplay...

[doppelgenganger]

           —◌ ❝Ain't much the ghostie for stories,                     but I guess for 'nough'a those there Pokeuffs I'll talk.

                                                Maybe.❞

[doppelgenganger]

           —◌ ❝She tried t'change the subject on me, can ya believe it! The nerve'uv some trainers, thinkin' it's a good idea ta bring somethin' like that up!❞

[doppelgenganger]

              Bapbapbapanap.

[avenirbon-archive]

            ♘❝N—-ooooooo, Gengars don’t look like that. C’mon, quit pulling my leg. What’re you using in your hair, huh? How’d you get those ear things to work?”

      Annabelle. Annabelle, don’t pull on the ghost’s ears, that’s rude.

[doppelgenganger]

     Yes, hiss at the girl who is no taller than you for pulling on your ears which were most certainly not a part of your hair. Lift yourself right from the ground and pull yourself away. Yes, Lazloe. That was the mature thing to do.

◌ ❞--That ain't my hair! Youse are outta ya mind, yanno that? Youse don't just pull on a Gengar's ears! How 'bout I push you down some stairs or somethin', huh?"

[dittoooooo]

            ”Likewise.”

[doppelgenganger]

◌ ❞Not that youse is any better. Or any good at mimickin' me." Lazloe, no. Don't stick your tongue out at the Ditto.

[doppelgenganger]

◌ ❞Gross. A Ditto."

[doppelgenganger]

◌ ❞Awww, wibble."

[avenirbon-archive]

            ♘❝How do you forget— whatever. What the hell are you supposed to be, anyways? Your accent is weird as hell— what are you, a cosplayer from another country?” 

[doppelgenganger]

◌ ❞I ain't no cosplayer! Now, that's just plain rude! Who're youse to say that, huh? I'm a Gengar, if ya hadn't noticed!"

[avenirbon-archive]

            ♘❝Well, it depends. Some turn into Yamask, others may get eaten by a Duskull for it to evolve — even a Spiritomb could absorb their soul. Depends on what you believe in, I guess.” 

[doppelgenganger]

◌ ❞Now see, I ain't ever consider somethin' like that. Youse bring up a good point, missy. I forget them Duskulls and Spiritombs exist."

[doppelgenganger]

◌ ❞Y'know, all this chatter 'bout ghosties got me thinkin'. If ya kill some Pokemon, we end up bein' other Pokemon, but what happens when ya off a human?"

[doppelgenganger]

◌ ❞Ehh... Boo."

[graciouslycervine]

"Hm, o l d?  Now that can’t be right there’s nobody o l d around here.”

[doppelgenganger]

Oh, look. He's hearing you, and still being a gigantic butt about it. Rude! Continue your annoying grumbles and swat at his arm.

✹ ❞Youse got a lotta nerve, punk!  I know youse can see me!"

[doppelgenganger]

hella hella

[graciouslycervine]

"I feel like someone’s talking to me.  Must be my imagination."  The ignoring will continue until morale improves.

[doppelgenganger]

John, no. You're going to have what looks like a ten year old child meowing nonstop for attention--no, wait, he was already doing that.

❞R-u-u-u-de! I'm right here! What, I can't be that short to youse! Pay attention to me ya punk old man!"

[graciouslycervine]

Distant ignoring.  Actual active recruiting would be dangerous!

[doppelgenganger]

And there it goes. Loud, grumpy cat sounds.

❞Don't ignore me, you punk."

[doppelgenganger]

Hello, this is your captain speaking. Today we're going to put up with a Gengar making rather annoyed cat sounds without actually being annoyed. Why? Because he's a dick.

[graciouslycervine]

"The only way to catch Mr. Harmonia’s attention is to blow up a building."  

[doppelgenganger]

Distant booing. Boo. Booooo.