that butler, wetass loser

literally tsuzuru minagi irl

[killjoystrashcan]

Modern au: sibling squabble

The twin in rare form then went back to normal shortly after.

Bonus:

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[cloudabserk]

rocky is both touched by the sentiment and disturbed by human medical practices

inspired by this grace quote:

[1047-exe]

i read then watched project hail mary and i really like it.

one of my fav parts from the book

[bluberimufim]

I love that opera sits in this limbo where it's extremely well-known but not really beyond a surface level recognition, so you get commercials for makeup or whatever to the tune of the I Hate Women So Much It's Unreal aria

[forthegothicheroine]

#in the first bridgerton book daphne describes her crush feelings as if her heart is playing the queen of the night aria from the magic flute#which i can totally see if you have never found out what the words mean. very high and fluttery.#but the lyrics are along the lines of THE VENGEANCE OF HELL BOILS IN MY HEART. IF YOU DON'T MURDER THAT MAN I WILL DISOWN YOU.#and i laughed so hard i had to put the book down

via @tophatandboots

[jackironsides]

oh my god??

@lymeandcoconut

#lmaooooo #my fave is that episode of white collar where neil is doing a theft #and the music they play over it is leporello's 'here's the list of all the hundreds of women my boss has fucked' aria from don giovanni #it's supposed to just sound grand and sophisticated but the guy is singing about how DG fucks tall women short women #fat women skinny women princesses and peasants he fucks them all! #and here's the numbers broken down by nationality! #he's fucked over 1000 women in spain you know!

#oh and he's singing all this to a former conquest who tracked DG down because he promised to marry her then ditched her #anyway it's a lot

[ecco-la]

[pedrospascaled]

TED LASSO S03E06 - Sunflowers

[i-dont-have-time-for-this]

Manifest your dreams the same way Jamie Tartt manifested his

[beyond-crusading]

"I asked ChatGPT-" Well I asked the immortal Dragon that Uther chained in the caves beneath Camelot and HE told me to commit treason

[questtneo]

Every time I draw Ciel in mimosa i'm going to make the hat even bigger I don't care

[imnotexactlyabeaconoftruth]

I dont know about you guys but to me the term "Boys will be Boys" is actually about whatever dumb shit the Richmond team on Ted Lasso was doing

[sakurajoi]

5am ⏰

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

[tylrgalpins]

TED LASSO | 1.01 - Pilot

[trucarta]

Ok so I just watched Ted Lasso for the first time guess who's my favorite character

[optional]

TED LASSO — 2.12: Inverting the Pyramid of Success

[lukelemon-art]

They were my Heated Rivalry before Heated Rivalry… Anyway. GO RICHMOND!

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”