Dorian Gray @doriangraysuggests - Tumblr Blog

Cosmetic surgery is out, getting your portrait painted by a gay painter and gaining immortality is in.

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Dorian, i’m afraid i’ve given my heart to someone who’s going to break it and manipulate it as they please. should i trust them or quit before my suspicions can turn out to be true?

My personal experience is that it's so much fun to break hearts but the other side always seems to be deeply troubled by the act. Which adds to the fun, of course, but can be tiresome to deal with sometimes. It may be better to just end that story there. I highly doubt that they'd be worth the heartbreak anyways.

Since they aren't me.

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Dorian, how do I kiss another boy when I'm too nervous?

A few glasses of wine ( OPTIONAL: plus some opium ) will give you that confidence boost you need.

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Not all men? Dorian Gray would ABSOLUTELY do that then stab you for good measure.

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cerentaire

Was inspired to design something that looked like a book cover, decided to use Dorian as my muse.

Hopefully he won’t stab me.

#art #drawing #shameless self promo

My dearest Dorian, I will alliterate all hours of all ages should you say so. Whatever you would want of me, whether it be a waltz or to be your whore I will do so willingly. Should you know, I'm a rather dashing dandy waiting to dance until dawn. Or rather to defoil you of virtues and vices, so much better than that oaf running the outdated opium den. You deserve an ovation, your opulence ere' so present. Should this litany cause you to lend yourself into my arms, I will gladly embrace.

Sweetest Sender,

What a wonderful way of showing off your splendid skills. If you believe that you are as beautiful as you are brainy, please pay a visit.

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mynowherenothing

My heart sighs everytime I read “There seemed to him to be something tragic in a friendship so coloured by romance”

O my dearest Dorian, how I wish to be another sin on your portrait. To be painted beside you, no matter the cost; how my heart would swoon and take flight in the lilacs of your garden.

Your anonymous adoration post, although poetic, does not contain enough alliteration. Please try again and I might consider your offer. Thank you.

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OOC post, PLEASE READ:

Heyo! I’m looking for plays originally written in English ( preferably not musicals or one act shows ) which are underrated and potentially contemporary. ( So no Shakespeare, Marlowe etc. ) If you’ve recently watched or read a play that you really liked and think needs more attention, please PM me the name of it so I can look into it!

I’ve been asked to translate plays that has not been translated into my native language yet but I’ve been having trouble finding good plays to choose. Any kind of help would be greatly appreciated! Thank you all in advance :3

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Celebrate Pride Month by asking a gay artist to paint your eternal youth.

#basil has good commission prices #but im sure any gay artist will do #// i cant believe i almost forgot to celebrate it here #// never too late tho #happy pridde month #pride #pride month #pride2020 #tpodg #the picture of dorian gray #dorian gray #oscar wilde #literature

do you use emojis, dorian? what are the cutest emojis to use?

The sparkle emoji. Turns every sentence into a cute one.

Example:

I stabbed someone.

I ✨ stabbed ✨someone.

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Dorian, have you ever thought of acting? I think you would be a great diva

Eh. Can’t see myself as an actor.

Or next to an actor/actress.

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After a long session of staring at my reflection and occasionally kissing it, I have concluded that I, in fact, am very beautiful.

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Dorian, what would you do if tomorrow you are going to wake up in Gotham? Which local villains will you team up with and which will you avoid? Let's imagine Harry is not coming with you, so the answer "me and Harry are gonna be the best villainous power couple in the city" is not available.

This is an oddly specific question and I am sure that without Henry, I’d probably be cornered in a dark alleyway and get mugged by a B- level villain on my first night. If I DO make it out alive, I guess I would visit one of Penguin’s casinos, waste some money, flirt with the local villain population and possibly get mugged again.

#// somebody make a tpodg dc crossover #tpodg #dc #asks

I'm ready to stab a worshiper at any time (he doesn't even have to ask me questions) but I don't have one :( How do you get a worshiper for stabbing?

Ask them to paint your portrait and to pour their entire soul into it.

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