Dori

she/her, I'll just post whatever I feel like posting

[dorinotpossessed]

Notice me Spamton, put down the kromer, this is Mr. Ant Tenna calling

[mycringeswag7]

does anyone still fw horse race tests

[sweetandsavageautistic]

Autism Headcanon: Horton the Elephant:

-One track-minded.

-Strong sense of moral values. 

-Is very precise in counting the clovers to find the Whos. 

-Idealistic.

-Big imagination.

-Often an outsider.

[dorinotpossessed]

"Oh, little friend, no one else could have thinks such as ours!"

Also may I add he's most likely hyperempathetic which leads to it being hard for him to say no to people (like Mayzie with the egg)

[dorinotpossessed]

the most important thing to know about seussical is gertrude would tell the waiter that horton asked for no pickles

[dorinotpossessed]

I will never not find it funny how there's essentially two songs in two very different musicals where a character has a problem and then another character comes in like "hey I had this problem but then I did drugs about it and that solved it, you should do drugs about it" and then they do and everything goes wrong from there.

[dorinotpossessed]

This is so true and I've also just noticed the parallel that the character who recommended the drugs has something happen that leads to them being the only one not around for the big climax of the story (The Play/The People VS Horton the Elephant).

[dorinotpossessed]

Does Horton even know who the Grinch is? They just say "and the Grinch is here" like he knows who that is, he's probably sitting there confused as hell.

[dorinotpossessed]

I will never not find it funny how there's essentially two songs in two very different musicals where a character has a problem and then another character comes in like "hey I had this problem but then I did drugs about it and that solved it, you should do drugs about it" and then they do and everything goes wrong from there.

[nonebinary-leftbeef]

I think the tongue eating louse from how fish is made has tumblr sexyman potential

[dorinotpossessed]

who's the most lesbian vocal synth and why is it popy

[liquidchocolatecake]

seebleengs

wingless super comely under the cut

[dorinotpossessed]

really need to watch this again what the hell is super comely

[dorinotpossessed]

girl who thinks she's a normal and well-adjusted person with nothing notably wrong with her but her response to having wants and desires is a sinking feeling in her stomach

[hrtfuzaoreposts]

Hello! Season 3 of Horse Race Tests was recently posted on Twitter, though due to it being posted on an alt account (as like, an ARG thing), it has less publicity than the first two seasons. The Tumblr blog that reposted HRT episodes seems to not be posting anymore, so I will take care of S3 in their stead! Because I think it's worth watching. Races will be uploaded daily on this blog, starting tomorrow. Except Mondays, because there's "no races on Mondays." :)

[dorinotpossessed]

Fuzao nation we stay winning

[dorinotpossessed]

does anyone on tumblr know about traffic light twinks

[dorinotpossessed]

Some people will call Bede a tsundere, some people will call Marnie a tsundere, but neither of them are the real tsundere of Pokemon Sword and Shield. Hop is. Not towards you, but towards the concept of researching Pokemon.

[dorinotpossessed]

I really hope people start coming back to the Horse Race Tests fandom after the China arc gets fully uploaded to Youtube because I think it's the best Horse Race Tests thing we've gotten in a while. Love all the new mechanics, love Fuzao as a protagonist, love the soundtrack, love the break from the usual tragedy of Horse Race Tests, even if it's still dark and sad at times, I just love it in general and it's sad that a lot of people will probably ignore it even if they like Horse Race Tests because it's not the original horses.

[dorinotpossessed]

Nobody tell Bede about this

[dorinotpossessed]

how it feels trying to catch a tatsugiri while looking for the false dragon titan