An Order of Clam Strips and a Medium Sprite

Pansexual, 19, taken by an amazing Gemini, Spooky Scorpio, ask me anything

[chickenfarmersan]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

UNMUTE THIS RIGHT NOW

[youthoughtiwasasleepdidntyou]

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

*from computer speakers* vsauce, *from suddenly behind you* michael here

[deathwarlock]

*from inside your head* what if you were defenseless

[polynesia-deactivated20240207]

tumblr post

user 1: omg what if trees made oxygen that we can breathe

user 2: Omg hahahaha *tags five people*

user 3: *rupaul drag race gif*

user 4: Actually, this really happens! Trees release oxygen when they use energy from sunlight to make glucose from carbon dioxide and water. Like all plants, trees also use oxygen when they split glucose back down to release energy to power their metabolisms. Source

user 5: This is why i have Tumblr. Thank you science side tumblr.

user 6: If there is ever a day where I dont reblog this then execute me

[just-shower-thoughts]

There’s the entire game of Half-life 3 in binary somewhere inside Pi.

[trufflesmushroom]

On The Subject Of Venom’s Dick

Okay, like, I only have one opinion about Venom as a character and I believe in it with my whole entire being so I’m just going to say it.

Preface: So we are all on the same page about the Symbiote is in love with Eddie Brock, right?? And Eddie loves the Symbiote. They use the word ‘love’ in-text. It’s romantic and sexual and obsessive and fucked-up and mutually self-destructive and gross and heart-rending and real and 100% canon. They consider themselves married. This is basic-level Venom lore. Okay, we’re all in agreement, right? Good.

Remember that meme about how Venom isn’t drawn with a dick but since the Symbiote is more than just a full-body sleeve, and he’s got his own discrete systems and shit, he honestly should have a dick, right?? Re: that hypothetical dick… C’mon, it’s so simple. I dunno why no one else has ever said it. I dunno why no one else has ever thought it. It’s almost too obvious. I’ve known where that dick is my whole entire life. I thought everyone would know.

I said it back then, but only in the tags. I should have just gone all-out and said it outright. But I didn’t, and now there’s Venomfuckers everywhere and normies across the globe are freaking out about how 2018!movie!Symbiote makes out with 2018!movie!Eddie and nobody seems to like. Get it. And that’s driving me balls-out insane. So I’m just gonna say it.

The Symbiote’s dick is turned inside-out, rock-hard, lubed-up, and sheathed to the hilt inside of Eddie Brock’s red-hot puckered asshole 24/7/365, gently rocking into him at all times.

There. I said it. The world may not be ready for the truth but this is the hill I will die on. Venom is fucking himself every minute of every day. During fights. During chase scenes. Downtime. Mealtime. Bedtime. Anytime. Every single drawing of Venom ever drawn, they’re fucking. Eddie’s getting his ass lovingly plowed. He and the Symbiote are connected and entwined forever, one and the same. That’s why Venom’s dick isn’t visible. It’s just on the inside. And inside of Eddie Brock. And very, very busy.

My conviction regarding this issue cannot and will not be swayed. May all you normies and Venomfuckers alike weep at the glorious truth. You have the knowledge now. You’re free.

[gingerlicious69-deactivated2018]

God. I wish I was Eddie Brock now.

[that-twink-over-there]

This is so unbelievably cursed. My eyes were desecrated when I read this. This text is unholy

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

[mikeyjamesk]

[vengeanceofthenight]

This thread is wild

[dork96fish96]

#blindgamerawareness

I and many other streamers will be gaming blindfolded on the 19th, 20th and 21st to raise awareness for blind gamers. I personally will be playing Overwatch, Bloodborne, Spelunky and Black Ops 4 Zombies. Please come support me and the other wonderful streamers. As soon as I can I'll post a link to all streamer names. My twitch name is Dork96Fish96. Thank you everyone in advance.

[teenagerposts]

lil ass me walking around with my man feeling on top of the world, untouchable and protected

[ruskiizek-deactivated20180227]

[zoreta]

This is an actual, legit problem in Russia.

Kronotsky Nature Reserve, like most nature reserves, is pretty remote and relies on gas generators for electricity, and keeps jet fuel around in case a rescue copter is needed.  

Thing is, these gas drums are just out in the open. And then the bears found them, and discovered that huffing the fumes got them high to the point of passing out. So now there are all these bears addicted to huffing jet fuel, and they’re teaching it to each other.

One one hand, nobody wants bears addicted to huffing highly flammable, toxic crap. It’s not healthy or safe for the bears to just pass out. 

On the other, remove the jet fuel… and you have a population of bears going through drug withdrawal, and a bunch of nature reserve workers stuck with them in the middle of nowhere.  Additionally, bears have started seeking alternate sources, like trailing behind a helicopter in hopes of fuel leaks, so taking away their source might be… ill advised.

[michaelpoe]

This one of the most Russian things I’ve ever read.

[horrorpunk]

like for skeleton. reblog for blood skeleton.

CHOOSE

[fairy-flarey-deactivated2017092]

Reblog if any of these were your first animes:

[falconpunchyourmom]

The founding fathers of anime in America. 

[a-tribe-called-tress]

Yasss like at least three of them was clutch as fuck for me

[el-kabongjr]

Ronan Warriors, Yu Yu Hakusho, and DBZ changed my life

[zionsun]

❤❤

[ebon-sean]

Yu Yu Hakusho, DBZ, Cowboy Bebop

[toralei]

stacy’s mom is 10 years old

[toralei]

just fyi the song not the mom

[ruinedchildhood]

[gobblechopstv]

[sizvideos]

Discover PlayDate, the world’s first pet camera in a smart ball. Get more information here

[shewillfeatdrake]

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

[dalekplz-deactivated20200508]

“Thar be booty to be found matey” “Matey, yar booty be thee most bountiful” “Matey”

[hungry-hobbits]

brorates sailing the brocean in their broats

[queenklu]

Pirate1: What be a pirate’s favorite letter? Pirate2: *sigh* Ye’d think it be R but his first love be the C Pirate1: Matey, this pirate’s favorite letter is U Pirate2: Matey

[bakasara]

oh my god

[rattleroze]

@dork96fish96

[dork96fish96]

@manicchester