Cream of the crop

My name's Cole, and I like to party

[freckledhoney]

[beemojis]

LUCY LIU IS COVERED IN PUPPIES

[woodmeat]

[tonyhawksunderground2-blog]

why u lookin up almond joys in the background

[woodmeat]

I had beef wit somone

[escabye-deactivated20190922]

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

[daveocean]

the prophecy has read true

[vondell-txt-deactivated20180105]

[choppedandfoodnetwork]

He went home

[wheel-skellington]

hubris of man

[internetkingdom]

[eroscestlavie]

this is fucked up because im old enough to know the song but too old to know who that twink is 

[itsmahvelbaby]

[bongcop]

[powerarmor]

me: humanity is awful i can’t believe this there is no goodness or love

me: life is ok actually and i have a reason to live

[just-shower-thoughts]

I’m 100% convinced that every time a sock goes missing in the dryer, it comes back as an extra tupperware lid.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This the first logical explanation I’ve heard for this phenomena

[ohgodshesloose]

That’s a very specific fey creature at work there…

[taemins-day]

because nothing starts ur day off right like darth vader crying heavily over ur naked body

[latenightthing]

Seems about right.

[gearrex-deactivated20200602]

FUCKHANDS MCMIKE

[ellie-the-smiling-samoyed]

I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.

[vondell-txt-deactivated20180105]

anyone interested in seeing 6 new frogs

[alexbooman]

[deadlykillerqueen]

[sociallychallengednerd]

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

[adobe-outdesign]

[cakejam]

wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

[baffoonish]

2016.