✧Overheard at Arkham✧

💙💚🧡Ever read a Batman comic or watched a really juicy Batman movie and paid attention to the dialog? Well you read it wrong, because these are the Batman Rouges Incorrect Quotes! They are ass- If you have a specific Rouge/Ship/Group you'd want me to quote one, simply go ahead and type it in my inbox! 🧡💚💙

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Jonathan: Who are you writing to?

Edward: Isn’t it obvious?

Jonathan: Well all you've written so far is Dear Incompetent Dumbasss and knowing you that could be anyone.

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omg art :flushed:

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YES-

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Jonathan: Okay, on the count of three, let’s just both apologize and move on. 1… 2… 3

Edward:

Jonathan:

Jonathan: See, now I’m disappointed in us both-

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Jonathan: I have two sides of me. Both want to commit murder but for different reasons.

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Edward: I suppose one fear of mine is that I don’t wish to be alone before the age 50 reaches.

Jervis: Don’t think like that!

Jonathan: Yeah. I’ll make sure you won’t live past 50!

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Jervis: I have an excellent gaydar, I can determine if someone is gay or not from just a single glance.

Edward: Jonathan has been in love with you for 10 years now.

Jervis: He’s what-

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Jervis: What's an orgasm?

Harley: When you fold paper to look like birds and shit.

Lonnie: Bitch, that’s oregano.

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Jonathan: My name is Jonathan Crane and I’m going to be doing an unboxing video. *Sticks shovel on top of a grave*

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Batman: Where are you?

Edward: With Jon.

Batman: Where's Jon?

Edward: With me.

Batman: Where are you both?

Edward: Together.

Batman: Where is your location?

Edward: Next to Oswald's location.

Batman: Where's Oswald's location?

Edward: If I tell you, will you believe me?

Batman: Tell me.

Edward: Next to my location.

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Harley: Why is Edward mad at you?

Jonathan: He sneezed and I accidentally told him "Shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you"

Harley: ... HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY TELL SOMEONE TO SHUT THE FUCK UP?!

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Jervis: I'm not bright!

Jervis: Big words confuse me!

Jervis: I have the attention span of a rodent!

Jervis: But Jonathan and Edward loves me anyways:

Edward:

Jonathan: Are we supposed to disagree?

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Jervis, singing: I can show you the world~

Jonathan: I don't want to see it.

Jervis, singing: Okay…

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Joker: Do you ever wonder what it's like to die.. In a fire?

Jervis:

Edward:

Jonathan: Who the fuck invited you?

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New theme my children

Edward: Jonathan, oh my! It's been way too long!

Jonathan: And here I was thinking it hadn't been long enough.

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Jonathan: If you're fortunate enough, your organs cam spend the rest of your lifespan in the darkness.

Harley: Not if I eat glowsticks!!

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Jervis: English is weird. Telling someone "You are shit" and "You ain't shit" are both insults.

Harley: But "You are not the shit" is also an insult.

Edward: And "You are the shit" is a compliment.

Jonathan: Guys, it's 3am.

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Edward: Am I a joke to you?

Jonathan: Yes.