#jervward

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Joker: Do you ever wonder what it's like to die.. In a fire?

Jervis:

Edward:

Jonathan: Who the fuck invited you?

[gingergcnius]

Me: I can't start another fanfic, I already have 6 Nygmobblepot/RIDDLEBIRD to finish

The demon in my head: what if Jervis and Edward-

[sinihaukka]

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something I may regret writing

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Jervis: Are you getting enough sleep?

Jonathan: Sometimes when I sneeze my eyes close.

Edward: Sometimes-

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Jervis: I'm not bright!

Jervis: Big words confuse me!

Jervis: I have the attention span of a rodent!

Jervis: But Jonathan and Edward loves me anyways:

Edward:

Jonathan: Are we supposed to disagree?

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Jervis: English is weird. Telling someone "You are shit" and "You ain't shit" are both insults.

Harley: But "You are not the shit" is also an insult.

Edward: And "You are the shit" is a compliment.

Jonathan: Guys, it's 3am.

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Edward: Yesterday Victor told me that if Jonathan was mad at me, I should just close all the jam jars tight, so when he needs to open it he’ll have to talk to me.

Jervis: And last night, he wanted some jam.

Edward: So he asked you to open it?

Jervis: He... he broke the jar, Ed..

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Edward: I personally find the bellybutton useless.

Jervis: I store jellybeans in there-

Jonathan: No.