Dorky and Silly

A 26 year old AB/DL couple who work out together and get kinky together. 18+ and older Tumblr blog. Blog run mostly by me; Silly! Also very NSFW!! If you have a question don't be afraid to ask. Also  🔞 No minors allowed. Ever.

[dollxhunter]

Welcome to the ‘ I’m impatient chronicles’

Fake tan instructions ‘ don’t get wet for 6 hours’

Me 2 hours later in a soggy sweaty diaper whoops impatient soggy baby 🍼

[softestsmolbean]

It’s starting to get cold and it’s been snowing here today! Hope you’re all keeping snuggly and safe this winter! What’s youre favourite thing To wear once it gets cold?

[patootie-ab]

Shout out to Pepperidge farm goldfish

@bby-lttl-spc

[babydayder]

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[diaperbabycristine]

🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[did-you-know]

Thomas Jefferson was afraid of public speaking. 

He had terrible stage fright, added accent marks to his copy of the Declaration of Independence in case he ever had to read it aloud, and often faked illness to avoid giving speeches. He was so opposed to public attention that about 20 pages into his own autobiography, he complains that he’s already tired of talking about himself. 

(Source, Source 2, Source 3)

[thetenderpassion]

[surprisebitch]

[fuckheads-revenge]

As an update, they’ve moved into a house together and are still super cute

[officialwayneenterprises123-dea]

Gundam Guy is truly a man of patience and diligence. From his attention to detail building his models to the loving attention and detail for his wife.

[wittlebittykittykat]

I! Just! Need! To! Be! Fucked! Raw! And! Cuddled!

[elizabeth-chambers-author]

Types of Diaper Changes

Not all diaper changes are the same! There’s usually some tell-tale signs of what kind of change you’re about to get from your caregiver, so let’s take a moment to review the various changes so you can be better prepared next time your on your back getting ready for your caregiver deal with your accident!

The Usual:

This is your standard change. It probably starts with your caregiver catching a whif of the stinky in the seat of your pants, or noticing a little too much sag in your crotch for comfort. They check you, and let you know what’s about to happen next! You’re getting a diaper change! But that’s okay, you just lay back on the ground and let them change you on the towel they put down on the floor. There’s everything you could ask for: baby powder, a sing-songy voice, and some tender-love-and-care for your messy bottom.

The Quickie:

It’s 4:00 pm and the movie that you’re going to starts at 4:30, and your diaper isn’t going to make it through that double feature. You need a change and you need it quickly. There’s no time for being cute about it because your caregiver has already picked you up and before you know it you’re half naked on the changing table, but only for a few moments for a quick wipe and maybe a dash of powder before your back in a dry diaper. Simple, and you’re back on your feet in no time to get on with your day, because just because you’re little doesn’t mean your day isn’t big.

The Toxic Waste Dump

It’s bad. It’s really REALLY bad, like a major emergency call in daddy/mommy, the maid and maybe the bomb squad bad because you just leaked, or had a blowout, or both. You can’t do anything but whimper because you know it’s bad, but your caregiver has already brought out the towel to deal with the mess. You think maybe you’ll just need to be wiped down, but they’ve already taken you to the tub for an emergency bath. They scrub you down lovingly, but you can tell they’re a bit peturbed at how messy you turned out to be. After being dried off, you lay naked on the changing table as your caregiver meticulously reapplies your padding, making it extra tight powdering you up real good to prevent a follow up attack.

The Trojan Change:

Let’s admit it, you’ve been a bit of a brat today. You’ve been fidgety, sassy, pouty, squirmy, mischievous and an overall nuisance all day, and it seems like you might get away with it. But when you think you’re home free on the changing table, your caregiver starts giving you a stern talking to about your behavior. Before they remove your pants they put your wrists in the restraints and the strap across your tummy, nothing super unusual but as they take off your diaper they say “I think we need to take some time to make sure you learn a lesson.” Gasp, they’ve tricked you! Suddenly, you can’t move and the swats start hurting your bottom as they chastise you for being such a bratty baby today. You anxiously await their soft hands rubbing powder on your sore bottom, but you’re in for a world of pain now. Maybe next time you’ll think twice before getting mouthy when your caregiver has clear access to your behind.

The Checkup:

You wake up in your crib feeling dreadful. Your nose is sniffly, your throat is scratchy and your body is achy, you know you have the sickies. As mommy/daddy wakes you up, they see right away that you don’t just need a clean diaper, you need a thorough examination. After wiping down your diaper area with a warm baby wipe, They lay you down and undress you completely, feeling every part of your body to see what’s wrong. They poke and prod away until they decide they should take your temperature. You open your mouth ready for the thermometer, but they pull out a jar of Vaseline. Uh oh, this ones going in your bum. It’s embarrassing and you squirm as they lubricate your bottom for the thermometer, but they hush you through your protests as they gently insert the glass rod in your tight little hole. Holding your legs in the air with one hand and keeping their other hand on your chest, they calm you down through the invasive check, only to find out that you have a fever! No use getting you ready for the day because you’re gonna be back in bed after breakfast, so they put an extra thick diaper on you and put a dap of baby vaporub on your chest before putting your pajamas back on, and escorting you back to the crib for a long day of rest.

The Sneaky Stinky

It’s been a couple days since you pooped and you know it, but for some reason it just isn’t coming out. You’re caregiver knows it just as well seeing that you’ve had plenty of wet diapers but no stinkies for a while. They have just the trick though, as after a couple days of waiting they decide it’s time to get you to make a pushie whether you want to or not. They lay you down on the changing table, but they turn you on your tummy. You try to squirm away but they’ve already strapped down your chest, and they make sure to get your arms and legs into the cuffs quickly. Then, they pull down your pants and push your diaper down to your thighs. Don’t try and struggle, you are in prime spanking position as they prepare a concoction of constupation catalysts. Maybe they’re nice and they give you a couple of suppositories, which work slowly to draw out the stinkies, or maybe they take an enema and slide the tip up your bottom, squeezing a warm but uncomfortable fluid into your tummy that will work quickly but be super yucky. Either way, once they pull your diaper back up and over your butt, leaving you restrained on your stomach at the mercy of your bowels, you know poopies are coming, it’s just a matter of when, and how smelly.

The Wet Wonder

You’ve been so good today! You did all your chores, ate well and played so nicely today! So why is mommy/daddy strapping you down to the changing table? It isn’t a punishment, it’s a reward! They’re going to let you have an orgasm in your diapies! Maybe they bring out the magic wand and hold it against your soggy diaper as you grind against it, or maybe they take some Vaseline and help you cum by giving you a hand job inside your diaper. The only rules are that you don’t get to touch, and that you must make your stickies in your diaper. Baby’s don’t get to touch themselves, but that doesn’t apply to caregivers as they bring you to climax. By the time their done, you’re a quivering mess as they wipe you down and get you back into a clean diaper. It’s a good thing they’re here to help you make and clean up your messes!

What’s your favorite way to get your diaper changed?

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[Original video here]

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Hand Painted Teapots and Saucers

Vitraaze on Etsy

See our #Etsy or #Glass tags

[the-littlestbug]

💕✨Sometimes I like to pretend like I’m a big girl, but when Daddy puts me in diapers and I crinkle every time I take a step it reminds me that I’m just a baby.

[dorkyandsillydl]

Quite an iconic picture. 

[motivateyourselfeachandeveryday]

[littlebabecakes]

I woke up like this

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[boysschool]

2 real

[dabsanddips]

😂🤱

[kali-is-an-abdl]

This is an index of popular medical and adult baby disposable diaper brands, sorted by advertised absorbency. Where different absorbencies are quoted for different sizes, the absorbency of the medium size is listed. I make no claims regarding the accuracy or methodological consistency of these ratings.

I’ve sorted them into different usage categories. If you mess, you may want to consider going up at least one category (e.g., if you would normally need ‘Daytime Plus’ diapers during the day, you might want to go up to ‘Overnight’). This is because messing also uses some absorbency.

Slim

I’ve called these diapers ‘slim’ because the only reason to wear them is if you really find that you need slimline protection.

Abena Abri-Form Comfort M1. 900 mL.

Abena Abri-Form Comfort M2. 1,150 mL.

Depend Brief Normal. 1,230 mL.

Molicare Premium Slip Extra Plus. 1,247 mL.

Vlesi Aero Extra. 1,260 mL.

Vlesi Slip Comfort. 1,260 mL.

Tena Slip Plus. 1,365 mL.

Molicare Premium Slip Super. 1,440 mL.

Abena Abri-Form Comfort M3. 1,450 mL.

Depend Brief Super. 1,535 mL.

Abena Abri-Form Premium M2. 1,560 mL.

Abena Abri-Form Premium M3. 1,740 mL.

Tena Slip Super. 1,743 mL.

Daytime

I’ve worn the diapers in this section during the day and had no issues either with absorbency or discretion.

Molicare Premium Slip Super Plus. 1,867 mL.

AMD Slip Normal. 1,900 mL.

iD Slip Plus. 2,000 mL.

Vlesi Slip Compact. 2,000 mL.

Depend Brief Super Plus. 2,070 mL.

Abena Abri-Form Premium M4. 2,160 mL.

Tena Slip Maxi. 2,205 mL.

Molicare Premium Slip Maxi. 2,340 mL.

Active Slip Regular. 2,400 mL.

AMD Slip Extra. 2,400 mL.

iD Slip Extra. 2,450 mL.

Tena Slip Active Fit Maxi. 2,500 mL.

Vlesi Slip Compact Plus. 2,500 mL.

Vlesi Slip Comfort Plus. 2,600 mL.

iD Slip Extra Plus. 2,600 mL.

Lille Suprem Fit Super Plus. 2,900 mL.

ConfiDry 24/7. 3,000 mL.

Dotty (incl. Pride, Pony, Super Boompa). ~3,000 mL.

Daytime Plus

These diapers aren’t quite thick enough to use as overnights if you’re a bedwetting adult, but if you’re a heavy pantswetter or if you just want to give yourself an extra hour or so, these are for you.

FAB SENSE. 3,000 mL.

Vlesi Comfort Premium. 3,300 mL.

Active Slip Premium. 3,400 mL.

AMD Slip Maxi. 3,400 mL.

Lille Suprem Fit Maxi. 3,400 mL.

ABU BareBum. 3,500 mL.

ABU PreSchool (incl. Cloth-Backed, Plastic). 3,500 mL.

Tykables Little Builders. 3,500 mL.

Abri-Form Premium Air Plus X-Plus. 3,600 mL.

iD Slip Super. 3,600 mL.

iD Slip Maxi. 3,700 mL.

Rearz Lil Squirts. 3,900 mL.

MyDiaper. 4,000 mL.

Tykables PLeather. 4,000 mL.

Tykables Waddlers. 4,000 mL.

Overnight

These diapers will safely get you through the night (with the exception of the two-tape diapers, for which your experience will vary depending on your body shape).

Bambino Bellissimo. 4,288 mL.

BetterDry (incl. Crinklz). 4,394 mL.

ABU two-tape diapers (Cushies, SDK, Lavender, Kiddo). 4,500 mL.

Forsite AM/PM. 4,615 mL.

Rearz Safari. 4,981 mL.

Overnight Plus

These are great if you’re a tall/solidly built bedwetter, or if you’re going to be riding in someone’s expensively upholstered car, or if someone else is changing your diapers. The point is, they’re the bulkiest but also the most absorbent diapers you will wear.

ABU Space (incl. Simple, LittlePawz). 5,000 mL.

Cuddlz. 5,000 mL.

Rearz Inspire+ InControl. 5,000 mL.

Rearz Spoiled. 5,000 mL.

Rearz Seduction. 5,125 mL.

Tykables Galactic. 5,500 mL.

ABU PeekABU (incl. Simple Ultra). 6,250 mL.

[oddy-oftheorangediaper]

Huh… good to refer to later…

[dorkyandsillydl]

“Yes, I’m still alive.” - Masahiro Sakurai