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im going to keel over and die if i dont get touched in like 48 hours i fear. something bad will happen for sure.

okay now in little italy

ay im gonna keel over n' die if i dont get toiched in about fourty eight howas i figyah. somthin' bad'll go down for shuah!

miyoria

what r u doing with all that balatro girlie

certifiedcoollesbian

Somebody please tell me what this has to do with balatro. I got all the decks gold stakes and I still don’t get it. Please help me it’s distracting me from my true calling of (as respectfully as desired) ogling and admiring

so... these two are DEFINITELY fucking, right?

#just so we're on the same page

dingdongyouarewrong

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

averagejoey2000

dingdongyouarewrong

well damn . egg on my face

dingdongyouarewrong

THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself

averagejoey2000

I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.

I took the cargo ops class at school but my teacher explained that it doesn't give a certification and I'd only be okay for ship's crane and the school forklifts. she said I could take an online exam and get my cert. I paid 60 bucks.

I'm googling and I'm seeing a lot of resources saying that the online programs cover the classroom part of the exam but not the in person practical aspect.

29 CFR 1910.178 (l)(2)(ii)

but I did the in person practical shit at school.

averagejoey2000

the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.

averagejoey2000

so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.

averagejoey2000

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

postarie

girl who highkey violates you to start with but because youre so turned on by it you still try to stay close. critically she feels bad about it and regrets it but also thinks its hot.

she goes to apologize the day after, deeply remorseful, she wants to make things better but says its okay if I just want to be done with her. She's halfway through her apology before she notices the look on my face, eyebrows turned upwards, biting my cheek. Puppy eyes. Suddenly her mood goes from shameful to bewildered, then to understanding. Then, against her strongest will, back to that same opportunistic, self-assured lust that she felt last night.

She really does feel bad about it, but now that she feels she can get away with it... Well, yknow, things are different.

#patheticmaxxing #this prolly sucks its 5am and i havent slept well in days

swagophile

I need to be writing yuri.

swagophile

I'm serious when I say i've never had any piece of media ever make me as happy as reading trashy ecchi yuri in my bedroom with the lights off does. Like I am so so so happy I could die. I need to be doing this. I want the whole world to feel my joy