Lizards 'n things

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god

[cheaphalloweencostume]

don’t even remember making this post but mood

[lesbian-toddhoward]

Night in the Museum: here’s a spooky mummy!! oooh!

10 y/o me: haha he’s ugly watch

Night in the Museum: [ mummy unmasks himself to reveal a twenty-something year old Rami Malek ]

10 y/o me: 

[stupidpussy]

great post but this reads exactly like the cereal guy meme

[lesbian-toddhoward]

you broke me

[kathryntheterrible-deactivated2]

I just learned he has a twin brother, Sami Malek

[stickynutjuice]

pussy is a real thing?

[extradimensionaldream]

no bro who lied to you

[memehumor]

They are old guys

[fluffymcmuffins]

Him: Call me daddy

Me: DADDY…….SHARK DO DO DO DO DO

[artemiswasamerf]

Waiting for your friend to get into her house after dropping her off like

[stability]

[effervescentbi]

#siblings

[slimetony]

new podcast pitch

five friends crammed in a small shower to discuss topics but if somebody uses a secret word selected beforehand the shower turns on for the rest of the podcast

[clarkes-ark]

when ur jam comes on but ur tired af

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

drinKING. smoKING. spanKING. all these kings in my life, and still no queen… any takers? ;) 

[kahunakyle]

Dairy Queen

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

that was some real shit you just said homeboy lets go to dairy queen 

[trapcard]

wake up in the morning feelin like p diddy got glasses i’m out the door i’m gonna hit this city

[atreides-paul-deactivated202301]

MARVEL DID THAT

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

the bi-strut™

[adages-of-team-free-will]

people out here really thinking that every badass woman is bisexual

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

….umm

3 out of the 4 are canon bisexuals. the wasp is the only one that’s fanon and she has this working towards her in favour of being bi…

canadian actresses can’t play straight characters it’s a scientific fact sorry

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

you wouldn’t believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags.

[nucleic-friend-deactivated20171]

too cold? put on another layer!

too hot? change into thinner clothes!

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? uh, get naked I guess?

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? Ţ̡̜̮̗̟̯͘ͅA̛͈͎̤͙̳̦̱̜̺̪K̢̻̥̥̥̪̙̜̩̗̼̤̻̻͖͍̜͈͉͠ͅE̟͕̩͔̪͓͔̥̦͇̣͇̳͕͉͜ͅ ̠̝̥̖̭̦̼́͝O̩̦͓̠͉̲̲̱̪̹̻̼̭̯͎͈̕͢F̷̸̢̛̙͇͔̜̙̮̗̲̤͇̯͡F̧̨̱̤̲̫͕͔̼̭͙̠̙͙̹̻ͅ ҉̫̠͓̙̠͔̕͜͠Y͡҉̴̘̭̬̳́O̶̶̧͚̞̣̯̩̫̜̩͉̤͎͖̖͟ͅU̶̵̺̠̪̘̱̮̮̙̻͈̣̦̭͠͝͞R̨҉̦̺͓̩̺͖̘̪̥̺͚̱͚͔̪͓̖̰ ̷̸̺͇̳͇̖̥̻̳͚̗̥͙̪̣́S̡̞̳͖̭̯͉̻̠͔̥̹̫̣̼̹͇͜K͏̧͍̪̗̖̜̫̙̱̫͈̟̝̮͈̻̺̯̟̠̀Į̧̙͙͔̠͖̟̕͝Ǹ͖͎̳͍̪̱̞͇̺̘̩͘͜͠

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

The cold is easily shut out, the heat is inescapable hell

[dashuramode]

THE TRUTH COMES OUT.

Avoidance techniques for the cold:

-more coats, fire, hot food and drink, stay inside, fuzzy sweaters, ear muffs, become a burrito

Avoidance techniques for heat:

-die, I guess.

[isharaytaoshay-deactivated20180]

FUCK. HEAT.

[popularcultures]

Britney Spears Oops!…I Did It Again (2000)

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

This continues to be the single greatest piece of staged dialogue ever created

[scrantonpaper-deactivated201809]

me, watching a battle scene: please not the horses. leave them alone. they did nothing wrong. they are the only innocent ones. they don’t deserve this.

[fiyhi]

honestly this used to upset me a lot as a kid until my mom, who’s worked with horses for many years, told me about how they train the horses in those movies to do things like falling down, kneeling, crawling, or stay laying on the ground after they fall. and how it’s so tough to train a prey animal to do these behaviors and how hard both trainer and horse have to work. so now whenever i see a horse take a hit and go down in a movie, i just think “fucking superb you funky little horse actor”