Tainted Fantasy

Here we are back again :') ☆ Roy, 27, Hecka Gay, IdolFGT.

[countrytoads]

catfish simultaneously look like they possess infinite knowledge of the universe and like they just have the mii theme playing in their head nonstop

[countrytoads]

you see what i mean

[creepsandcrawlers]

they know everything but it all cancels out

[sharksister]

[bromojumbo]

Visit Original Link

[anxietyproblem]

[2lone]

i am convinced that different people bring out different sides of u.

[toxictiktoks]

I'm still upset the COWARDS at tiktok took down this masterpiece

[leplastiquedick]

I might actually buy some? 😂

[airportrunwaymodel]

Not gonna lie, these seem great for people like myself who have tucked shirt issues 😂

[astrodidact]

[pomeranian2]

[newtonpermetersquare]

Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic

[squided]

how did I never once think to use tape fuck

[rubykgrant]

one time as a kid I forcefully shoved two magnets together, and these were the strong magnets my dad used in his shop to pick-up missing little metal bits, and I held them really tightly in the palm of my hand, went up to this one kid who legit said things like “I think black cats are bad, they should be drowned” and drew crosses on the notebooks of kids if she found out they didn’t go to church, I told her “Hey. I’m a witch. If you don’t stop trying to hurt animals and picking on kids, I’ll use my magic to throw you into the sky”, and when she dared to doubt my powers I told her that I had two “rocks” in my hand that I could send across the playground, then I opened my hand the the magnets shot off in two different directions (we were over in a spot that was empty, so no other kids were around, nobody got hurt), one of them stuck to a drainpipe and the other stuck to a fence. This kid SCREAMED, and ran to the office, and I guess had her mom pick her up from school, and then she wasn’t there for a couple of days, finally her mom called my house and claimed I had “traumatized her daughter by performing a terrifying magic trick”, and when my parents asked what I did I just said “I showed her a magnet and she flipped out. She’s not gonna be happy when she finds out about gravity, either”. eventually this kid came back to school and always made a point to come up to me and say “Hey, my mom told me not to talk to you!”, and would just be like “Good job, you already screwed that up”

[slothful-rabbit]

Oh my fucking god you queen

[caterpie]

[red-baron-wolf]

Made Baron some hypno eyes ✨👀

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[whitepeopletwitter]

[fullmetalfisting]

My dad was one guy’s best man for his first, second, and third wedding. At the third wedding he made a joke like, “being the best man doesn’t pay much but it’s steady work.” He was not asked to the man’s fourth wedding.

[rashemibabe]

LMFAO

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

if you could go to anywhere for 3 days where would u go? On earth i mean. And a real place.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

The mushroom kingdom to see toad and princess peach

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

And yoshi

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

that’s not what i said

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

I will see yoshi

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[trustmeimafaggot]

Because they can feel safe in public.

[insidethemindoftylergoode-deact]

^ a real answer

[thewowsignal2026]

im sorry but even the literal concept of seeing another star wars movie after this next one and another avengers movie after endgame and whatever game of thrones threequel and avatar 93 and indiana jones 7 starring harrison fords corpse and all this marketing and spoiler warning shit and people not being told what theyre doing in scenes to protect the integrity of Who Dies when it all gets leaked 3 weeks in advance anyway by someone posting the plot on reddit and some shitty pandering to some community or another and people saying they really SNAPPED with this one *spasmodic 3 frame repeating gif of the only available shot of idk the caleb gallo guy in a background role in star wars 9 in full makeup as an ewok but hes wearing a rainbow loincloth or smth* and then 12 tumblr users replying with THE BAR IS SO LOW and Sir Your Boots pics and some cast member in an interview making a face that everyone gifs and says ‘you can see the pain shes experiencing because they ruined padme jr’s character arc ugh i feel so bad for her’ and the merch and the advertising campaigns and the official twitter account using a meme only to get 7483 unoriginal SILENCE BRAND replies all while they “reboot” movies that came out less than 20 years ago for 1 billion dollars on amazon prime and produce all female remakes of Peep Show instead of just writing something fucking original for once because they know THEY KNOW that no matter how many people post jeffrey tambor i dont want these dot png in response to the indiewire announcements about yet another disney live action remake people WILL pay money to see whatever shit they churn out as long as they get ONE big name to fart their way through The Songs We Know And Love……………all of this happening…the mere thought of it….is like literally making me want to put myslef in an isolation chamber for the next thousand years and i know i will be dead in like 50 anyway but i want my body to be left in there so even it does not have to come into contact with whatever hot garbage marvel is going to churn out in phase beta or whatever the absolute fuck

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

put this on the code lyoko girl forhead

[fupafiend]