Hear me out

she/they asexual panromantic Certified Mom friend hmu if u need parental guidence

[technofeudalism]

here's a bunch of spongebob titlecards i hoarded

[northirish]

The lion does not concern himself with mod load orders or with mod managers. The lion is going to completely raw dog this shit on vibes alone

[northirish]

The lion's game has crashed nine times in a row

[madnessofmen]

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[toonelemental]

im mister sex miser

im mister fuck

im mister "white" christmas

im mister lick and a suck

they call me sex miser

whatever i touch

moans and screams in my clutch

im too much!

[maxknightley]

on february 26th, my darling dear?

[toonelemental]

absolutely not

[cikero]

brother’s friend’s kid came up to me and asked if I’ve ever played smash bros. nah never let’s play it on your switch little guy

[britttaperryhasmoved-deactivate]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

[donttwalkaway-deactivated201302]

you have the rest of the day to reblog this

[incorrect-quotes-batfam-edition]

I’ve had this queued since December 12 last year.

[gemtrash]

my favorite olympic sport is, without a doubt, card games on ice

[weirdoextroadinaire]

If they lose will they fall into the shadow realm that definitely is below the ice???

[yugirl-with-dragons]

or just something like

THIS?

[i-am-a-fish]

no funny posts today. this ones serious, and pretty scary. any volunteers

[whoop-de-fuking-do]

me

[i-am-a-fish]

cock EXPLODE!

🫵

[makesoneteam]

what if i told you the time was now and we simply had to fix on

[solidsnake]

got eaten up with 3 words

[hofessorx]

you coming back to tell us here

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[kitausuret]

Okay so it's not AI, but it is photoshopped a little bit. Here's the real slug, and it's even cuter!

Chromodoris willani in all its blue glory! (Link to Wikipedia)

[cilceon]

:) -> :o

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

lying in front of the street cleaner

[nic0las-uncaged]

did the street cleaner believe you?

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people

[shaneposting]

'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[millenniallust4death]

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

[millenniallust4death]

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

[xn3city]

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[swarnpert]

*right clicks on you*