cash

watsup

[rockymountaingothic]

achilles’ heelys

[accidentallyadoptedazoo]

Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets

[nyxandshion]

Sometimes I Open the Fridge For Me - the thrilling sequel

[natey-night]

[trashl0rde]

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[pygmypouters]

me: happens to experience 1/5th of an emotion

my brain:

[spicymemesociety]

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

[retroactivebakeries]

#aparrently a forensics lab disposed a bag of hands improperly which like. how. how do you do that

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

don’t worry about it

[mascpembtabteemitatechar]

Flirt with Martha аnd gеt Lаid T0night! Frее rеgistrаti0n! 0nlу t0dау! Cliск 0n tехt!

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

martha you will not have my hands

[avvocarlo]

[lgbt-history-archive]

“ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL? . NO, ARE YOU?” . Trans March, San Francisco, California, June 2006. Photo by Jennifer Svensson, c/o Trans March. #lgbthistory #HavePrideInHistory #Resist #Mood #RepealHB2 #BoycottNC (at San Francisco, California)

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

this man sees 40 moves ahead

[mspinkcake]

CONFIRMED: Isabelle went to uni and we are so proud of her

[leafplush]

isabelle actually went to nineteen different universities! and has nineteen engineering degrees!

[tagmemystrich]

Isabelle is a millenial icon. 19 degrees and she can still only be a secretary while you’re the mayor.

[catchymemes]

[mjalti]

I know this is like extremely depressing lol but when I look at people I would consider dating/marrying, 1 of the “litmus tests” I have for myself is the answer to this question: “if this marriage were to fall apart, could I see myself coparenting successfully with this person?”

[mjalti]

There’s some people who are very petty and this is my first thought, just genuinely “if I married this person and we ended up divorcing, could I trust this person to provide our kids with a positive environment on their own/with a new partner, can I trust this person to raise these kids without trying to retailiate against me, could this person be trusted to watch out for the best interests of our children even if it included something he didn’t want to do” & let me tell u… so many people become unattractive when u get the answers to those questions

[parasocialanxiety]

#this is good advice even if you don’t intend to have kids

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[units214]

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[queer-positive-archived]

happy lesbian day of visibility to all of the trans women who are lesbians out there. you are completely valid in both being trans and being a lesbian. i love you all

[stimman4000]

[averagefairy]

did humans invent math or did we discover it

does math even exist

[averagefairy]

i already regret making this post bc smart people keep messaging me trying to explain math and it’s making me nauseous 

[cappucino-commie]

The universe did some weird shit, and humans were like “Got you now motherfucker! We got numbers and shit to figure it all out!”. And as punishment for this hubris God fucked up physics so hard we still don’t know what’s going on.