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bisexual yapper shitposter triple threat ceo of katseye and aribrina nation — presave locket by madison beer 🪽

[galindaisgay]

Glinda with an Italian mobster voice: “You come to me on the eve of my wedding to ask me for a favor… to ask me to murder a man— my fiancé— and run away with you…”

Elphaba: “What? No. I asked you to help me free the Animals.”

Glinda clocking her wand like a gun: “Say no more dearest, he’s a dead man.”

[dottywands]

she’s achieving levels of cunt no one’s seen before

[theladydi]

glinda reuniting with the love of her life on her wedding night, i'm not strong enough for this

[dottywands]

natalia is bullying me again 😒😒 i need to stop accepting this treatment from the toddlers.

[galindaisgay]

Listen Glinda is stronger than me because if I was her I would pull a Romeo and Juliet after this

[dottywands]

charli’s new song is so good omg it’s inspiring me to make a new playlist. her music feeds my soul in such inexplicable ways i think we were sisters in a past life

[sakurabraches]

im glad the movie is emphasizing the actual point of the catfight was there was a lot going on and neither glinda nor elphaba knew how to process it so they both reverted back to their homoerotic rivalry. and also they really wanted to touch each other

[pzsitions]

i know there’s discourse about platonic love and sisterhood surrounding glinda and elphaba’s relationship but i think it’s obvious that ariana’s glinda is in love with her elphie. and i think that’s neat.

[dottywands]

this contrast fuck my ENTIRE life it’s over for me.

[dottywands]

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

[consider-thecoconut]

It’s funny to me how people are like “Glinda sucks, she’s such a horrible person” meanwhile Elphaba, who has more reason than anyone to hate Glinda, just looks at her like This all the time and says stuff like “we can’t let good be just a word” in the kindest, most patient tone of voice.

[sakurabraches]

there's something sick and twisted about the fact that elphaba's the only person who ever really wants glinda. morrible actively despises her, fiyero clearly loses interest in her by the train station scene, and the wizard sees her as the gay thing the green one dragged along. but elphaba actively pushed for her to get into morrible's sorcery lessons, she wanted her in the EC, and she wanted her to get on the broom. but glinda didn't because she didn't want to give up on the hope of getting everyone else's love--only to realize elphie was the only one that mattered. and by that point it was too late

[galindaisgay]

The best friends to lovers trope is incredibly popular and has been around for ages. But, when it involves two women, suddenly people are like “you’ve never had a best friend if you ship them” or “I support female friendships! Don’t corrupt their friendship with romance.” As if romance between two women automatically diminishes their friendship instead of strengthening their existing bond and creating a beautiful romantic relationship based off of the foundation of their friendship.

[dottywands]

i just love the silly funny unserious juno positions so much and i love that we’ve been getting more of those recently but i keep thinking about april fools this year when sabrina didn’t do a juno position at all and everyone was saying they would’ve demanded all their money back (mind you it’s 5 seconds out of an hour-and-a-half long concert…..?!?!?!) and one person said they would start cutting themself in front of sabrina if she did that at their show 🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥 people are so weird

[dottywands]

the concept of sabrina carpenter performing manchild wearing big golden curls and a cutesy blue gingham bodysuit…… i’ve literally dreamed of this moment…….. like i’m not okay. i feel like i just snorted 17 lines of cocaine laced with fentanyl. it’s so serious bro