The Island.

attention seeker extraordinaire

[drizzledrawings]

Arthur: I’m a bad man, I’m evil

Also Arthur: drew this

[uhhgoodd]

Storm Riders by Glenn Dean (x)

[cumdumpstiel]

i do learn all my morals from fanfiction actually. for example i learned that if u have a friend who's only recently been transformed into a human then it's ur moral obligation to teach him how to jerk off. and it DOESNT make you gay

[cumdumpstiel]

some of you are making such fools of urselfs in the notes lmfao "op i have bad news for u" "op that's definitely gay please come out of the closet it's ok pspspspsps" it's literally NOT no part of this is gay it's just a straight heterosexual man helping out a good friend. like should i just leave him to figure it out alone?? what if he doesn't do it right and it hurts or feels weird and he gets discouraged and doesn't ever try it again and then he dies of blue balls. it has to be MY hand because i know what i'm doing because i'm a grown adult who jerks off regularly to fantasies of women so it has to be MY heterosexual hand on HIS heterosexual penis so he knows what it feels like and can replicate that feeling later for himself. and yeah maybe we're looking into each other's eyes that's fine it's literally grounding and centering and comforting him in what is probably a really intense moment like an i just supposed to NOT emotionally support my bro and tell him he's doing so well and ask him if it feels good and if he's close and if he's gonna come for me? like i need to know i need feedback!!! what if he likes it different than i like it how would i know unless i asked?? some of you are so desperate to make everything gay all the time and you end up spoiling and ruining normal platonic bonding experiences between two straight men like bringing each other to orgasm. and maybe i teach him how to kiss too he doesn't have a lot of experience with that.

[gholdic]

CARLOTA WEBER MAZUECOS

[savedgame]

Dahahahhaa squidward that’s my labia

[super-affection]

agh agagagag mr. squidward who gave you permission to cum

[tamamita]

Fear Allah, cause I'm going to kill you both

[consecuences]

[disc80s]

sexy_salavat

[thyrell]

whenever i smell weed in public i get picked up off my feet and float towards the source like a cartoon character smellin a pie on a windowsill

[natalieironside]

My blog is a safe space for burnouts, flakes, layabouts, ne'er-do-wells, underachievers, and anyone who can't be arsed

[natalieironside]

Patron Saint of just hanging out

[criticalrolo]

me every day of my stupid little life: if i dont get a Little Treat in the next five minutes im going to die

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

when i start saying weird shit to you thats the equivalent of a cat exposing its tummy

[amygdalae]

a few minutes ago. i was thinking abt men's tits. And now? Im thinking abt minecraft. In a few minutes who knows. the human mind? Its a fuckign adventure babey

[amygdalae]

yeah it was men's tits again.

[melisscan]

[lakevida]

you missed it because you were looking at your phone but an angel just appeared to me with a flaming sword and told me that god decided there’s nothing wrong with day drinking

[aquiraxuno]

[bauliya]

i'm never getting over the fact that romance as a genre, as the HIGHEST selling genre, exists largely because straight women fantasise about being loved and treated kindly by men and men constantly make fun of this because they think it's just that unrealistic that they could cherish women and that women are stupid in the first place for wanting such an impossible thing

[love-personal]