The Most Powerful Idoit

[moosefix]

the prophecy has been fulfilled 

[oponions]

[dramatic dying noises]

[drearyhours]

scene before movie climax:

protagonist: So who’s with me?

*5 seconds of silence*

the stoic one: *looks up* im in

4 people one after the other: me to

*after everyone else has joined we see The Edgy One standing in the back*

*2 more seconds of silence*

The Edgy One: *chortles* we’re all gonna die… what the hell, im in

[lightsintheskye]

My favorite movie.

[sighingslider]

padoru padoru

[somecutething]

[jjsmithmg]

Olivier Richters walking on the street

7′2ft / 2.19mts tall

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[cynicalhippie]

[zordonspadawan-deactivated20231]

He’s a whole ass tree.. Reblog if you a squirrel

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

Squirrel about to store some nuts in my cheeks

[jamesab-deactivated20181218]

real life mr shakedown

[sighingslider]

padoru padoru

[thetruerarkher]

@meatkasa

[goatpilk]

doodles of mine and @vixered‘s babies, Cloudy and Bonnie!!!!! Cloudy’s still learning Inklish, but Bonnie’s been very patient about it

[hunterxhell]

it feels like tumblr is reprimanding me

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I was working with a seagull and I said “as someone in Wildlife I know I should never anthropomorphize animals or hold them to any human moral standard, but seagulls are capable of and regularly knowingly commit evil” and the vet tech with me said “no yeah that’s true.”

[corruptionasart]

[fateseriespersonals]

[nightmarefiction-deactivated202]

this is a threat.

[dweeg]

[tulamd]

It’s finally Christmas

[lhazaar]

supervillains fucking hate fighting the x-men because the teams change constantly and sometimes there are??? totally new people there???? fuck there’s a teenager who literally just has eyes all over his body. is he even technically a superhero yet or is he a student. who the fuck knows. how do we counter this shit

[airofwhimsy]

When one seems completely non-mutated and they’re like

[konakatomo]

@melazertyiop

[ayellowbirds]

And no matter which team it is, Wolverine is there. Is it the future? Wolverine is there. Is it an alternate reality? Wolverine is there. Is Wolverine dead? Wolverine is there.

[alliharkness]

Was Wolverine never born in this alternate reality? Wolverine is there.

[221bkaermorhen-deactivated20240]

Does Wolverine only exist as a non corporeal spirit? Wolverine is there.

[alliharkness]

Is Wolverine only a philosophical construct used to explain our place in an uncaring universe? Wolverine is there.

[221bkaermorhen-deactivated20240]

Is Wolverine only a theological concept used to explain mankind’s struggle against the universe? Wolverine is there.

[hurleyquinnzel]

Is Wolverine there? Another Wolverine is also there.

And let’s not forget when the villains just switch sides. Last week this guy was on your side now he’s next to Wolverine and kicking your ass. 

The only constant is Wolverine.

[roseverdict]

There are three constants in life: death, taxes, and Wolverine.

[theproblematicblogger]

[grimconversations]

Did you know there’s an outtake from the 2000 Grinch movie where Jim Carrey leans in real close to Jeffrey Tambor’s face and then rips off Tambor’s prosthetic nose with his teeth

[grimconversations]