Spider-Man. Not so Amazing.

Richard Parker Junior's quest to become a good person on the inside to match the superhero on the outside. Long road ahead. (AU Spider-Man. Not your average Friendly Neighborhood.) Tracked tags: "DoubleHelixWeb" and "RichParkerWasHere." Faceclaim/Playby: Andrew Garfield Rule 63: Emma Watson Former M!A: Reverse Personality Previous M!A: "Like a Boy:" split into both a boy and a girl half for 14 days - EXTENDED INDEFINITELY: petaparkerishere.tumblr.com Current M!A: None

[beakybeakybeaky]

Les Mis + Onion Headlines, because I had to. (10/10)

(screencaps from here and here)

[akishiru]

doodles ლ(◉◞౪◟◉ )ლ

[otpprompts]

Imagine that person A of your OTP is short while person B is tall. They are hugging (or maybe slow-dancing) when B makes a comment or joke regarding A’s shortness. Person A then grabs B’s shirt collar (or anything else on their chest or around their neck) and jerks them down to eye level. A makes a comment or joke of their own about how much of a pushover B is, and then kisses them.

[tsukiakarinoniji-archive]

Anonymously or not, send “How To Care For” instructions for my muse

[wordsnquotes]

I will not let you go into the unknown alone.

Bram Stoker (via wildmoored)

[supersweetanimelover]

[bodhilukes]

send me an au and i’ll give you 5+ headcanons about it

[markfluffyruffalo]

[gladivortex]

on his way to steal your girl

[taylorallie13-deactivated201901]

to tell her about global warming

[dawsonsgeek]

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

[trixtrthrutheages]

richparkerwashere started following trixtrthrutheages

Gabriel let the freestyle riff he was playing trail off and lowered his horn, letting the not actually there chair down to all four legs on the not actually there porch. There was a kid…a Human kid in big clunky glasses and a backpack standing very still and blank looking on the not actually there sidewalk in front of is not actually there house. The kid was actually there, which was at this point practically impossible.

He took in the poofy hair and yelled over. “Hey! Kid! What are you, The Nerdy Cousin Winchester?!”

[doublehelixweb]

Spider-sense was not, to Rich's constant befuddlement, an exact science. Sometimes it even picked up certain EM frequencies-- he'd considered making an actual foil hat.

But hooooo-nelly was it going crazy off of this guy on his front porch with the jazz trumpet--

--not just the guy on the porch, but the porch, and the house, and the pavement under his own Goodwill Nikes--

--apparently the spider-sense soup of the day was things that weren't quite right. And this random-ass house in Forest Hills, Queens-- looked pretty much as normal as houses could look--

--but it was raging with not-quite-right-ness.

He adjusted his glasses, squinted his eyes.

"Got it in one, dude," he replied, without missing a beat. "I'm not just a Hunter, I'm a band geek, and that hot air you're blowing is making Dizzy Gillespie all twitchy in his grave. So cut it out before I have to salt and burn a legend, okay?"

[regenerable]

Tiny Daisy with hoodie!

(picture via reddit)

[doublehelixweb]

"…"

"Yuh-huh."

[spoilingbat-blog]

"Wha—"

"… What the hell are you wearing?"

[doublehelixweb]

"Riiiiight."

"I forgot that the spandex in this town doesn't come in Bright Primary Colors."

"But I could tell you stories about my black suit."

[gawaines-blog]

Chadwick Boseman will play T’Challa in Black Panther (2017) and will appear in Captain America: Civil War (2016) (x)

[hardfeelingsmp3]

CAPTAIN MARVEL SOARS INTO THE MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

Carol Danvers has set a flight path straight into the Marvel Cinematic Universe!

The super heroine will make her debut in Marvel’s “Captain Marvel” on July 6, 2018, headlining the first female-led film from Marvel Studios. President Kevin Feige made the announcement at a special event revealing the full lineup of the Marvel Cinematic Universe’s Phase 3 at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood.

“This Captain Marvel’s name is Carol Danvers,” said Feige. “This film has been in the works almost as long as Doctor Strange or Guardians of the Galaxy before it came out, and one of the key things was figuring out what we wanted to do with it. Her adventures are very earthbound, but her powers are based in the cosmic realm.”

[spoilingbat-blog]

I didn’t do it. 

[doublehelixweb]

"..."

"Yuh-huh."

[ienchanted]

[bluemooncinco]

[smash-64]

November 21st, at Gamestops around the world as Smash is released.