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death stranding difficulty prediction

Easy: Norman Reedus is always sitting next to you in real life

Medium: Guillermo del Toro sits down in every chair you’re about to sit on in real life, so you have to sit in his lap whenever you want to sit

Hard: whenever you sit down in real life, Mads Mikkelsen sits on your lap, facing you. This is a very hard level because you might get a boner but if you shove him off you lose Mads knocks your lights out and you have to start over. This is the setting Kojima recommends playing as it’s the most true to his vision

timbothechamp

sindri42

guys holy fuck

So we just got back from toysrus and guess what we found?

This is the stupidest thing and I love it so much.

sindri42

I call it the wristfucker.

sindri42

Jedi Feferi cosplay in progress.

sindri42

THIS IS STUPID

sindri42

Wristfucker 2.0: fuck your whole family’s wrists.

sindri42

Pros: impenetrable defense leaves no way for your opponent to cut off your hand.

Cons: you have already cut off your whole arm and maybe impaled yourself.

sindri42

My finest creation.

hentairobot

marisatomay

I lay awake at night dreading the day when a very potter musical is no longer outrageously funny to people because they don’t understand all of the painfully 2009 cultural references that are made

professorsparklepants

Isn’t this what happened to Shakespeare

shorthistorian

Future editions of AVPM will have a footnote explaining who Zac Efron was.

nochillrogers

#chris evans is definitely an ass man

trixiekatya

may i please have bréad

valtsv

pacific rim really went OFF with drift compatibility. like, there was absolutely no reason the jaegers couldn’t be piloted by a single person; a bunch of teenagers managed it just fine solo in evangelion, but guillermo del toro was like “nah, we’re gonna reinvent the concept of soulmates with mecha and kaiju” and then went and did just that, the absolute madman,

aevios

And they also did that without making it inherently romantic

batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate

that’s like my favorite thing about the drift comparability concept tbh

siblings? drift compatible. married couples?drift compatible. parents and their kids? drift compatible. two folks who just met but trust and respect each other a lot? drift compatible, babey.

it ties in perfectly with the idea that jaegers are an effort made by the entire world coming together to fight a bigger threat. all kinds of relationships are valued in Pacific Rim, because what matters is people supporting people.

ultralaser

these robots are powered by LOVE

asymbina

The Drift being powered by love is stated explicitly in the Tales From Year Zero graphic novel, which was written by Travis Beacham. And Pacific Rim is as much his baby as it is Guillermo del Toro’s — he wrote the script and the setting Bible, too.

prokopetz

Which neatly ties into the just-barely-subtextual reading of Stacker Pentecost as a Messianic figure: universal drift compatibility necessarily implies the capacity for universal love.

(Not that it really needs the extra support, what with the solar iconography, the Wounded King allegory, and the fact that his name is “Pentecost”, but hey!)

we-kant-even

retrogamingblog

Super Smash Bros moves performed by Marvel stuntmen

wonderwomemes

what a bunch of fucking amazing and talented nerds

1440p

What do you get when you give Eevee a French Stone?

Napoleon

“Napoleon”

weak against ice types

hey-rogby

*smash bros’ announcer voice* BABBY

kreuzader

hey-rogby

this is the best tag i ever got in all my tumblr years

nirvanah

My dad gave me a USB drive with hundreds of pictures he has taken since the 70′s. This picture of the Snuggle bear playing UNO is undoubtedly the best picture he has ever taken.