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this is. too fucking dumb for me not to do. @yungterra

amtrax

In case you missed this shit

i-wanna-be-cute

im fucking crying

lubricates

OHMYGOD

theanimationcenter

Source: The Art of Dreamworks Animation

leander-ligo

Fuck I just assumed those chickens liked to accessorize

aspirationalbrand

reese witherspoon throwing ice cream at meryl streep on the set of big little lies season two

amazoogle

thatssomanda

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

auntytimblr-deactivated20150403

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

gallusrostromegalus

1. If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

zillyirk32

THIS IS GOLD

aprillikesthings

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

artikgato

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

eliciaforever-deactivated201906

I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT

STILL FUNNY

ruelukas22

The bell

The last question

The woman howling in laughter 90% of the time

It’s all beautiful

It’s all

So beautiful

explorerrowan

I love that he was absolutely 100% prepared for a question in chickenese.

haunted-hideaway

Watch the videooooo

marvelgifs

dagangstapenguin

The most realistic scene in any Marvel movie.

sistertaxon

when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye

chagrins

I’ve had enough of this school

elddansurin

wealth!!!

death-420

REBLOG WEALTH SOAP IN 10 SECONDS AND U WILL GET WEALTH!!!!!

ruinedchildhood

OHMYGOD 😂😂😂😂😂

purplelittlemermaid

😂

2pacsauntie

She actually took a picture of him and sent it to him lmfaoooo I’m dead 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

pettylifepresident

Me as a parent

unclefather

theglasscat

this image is probably the most accurate visual representation of the United States education system

emjineer

So my boss once robbed a museum to prove a point and honestly, I think she is my new role model.

emjineer

If this gets notes I’ll tell the full story

marry-and-mirthful

Storu

emjineer

Many years ago, my boss was working at this museum and they had these original Churchill documents on display. These documents are worth millions of dollars… The only thing separating the public from these documents was a sheet of glass secured with 4 philips head screws. Seriously. No security guards in the room, no cameras, just an easily removable piece of glass.

My boss pointed out the security concern, but she wasn’t taken seriously, so she took matters into her own hands.

She bought a ticket and pretended to be a guest. She entered through the main entrance with a huge drill clearly visible on her belt, went straight to the documents and opened the case with the drill. (While wearing gloves,) she removed the documents, put them in a folder, reattached the glass, and walked out the main exit. Literally no one even questioned her.

She immediately went around to the back of the museum, entered using the staff entrance and went straight to her boss’s office. She dropped the folder on his desk and said “I just stole these in 15 minutes“

Once he was done being mad at her, he listened and the museum increased security.