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he should meet up with rt “can suck a man’s dick and it’s ok” game

GIANT DOGDOG AAAAAA

"The asexuals are helping us hold the line."

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"I hope your dog burns in hell."

"I'm not so much of a prude, that I can't store a shipping container full of dildos outside of my apartment for a few weeks until the auction."

"Well ladies and gentlemen, it's the battle of the century. MICROPENIS VERSUS MATH!"

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"I just Gumped everywhere."

"Gigachad or gingivitis?"

"DO YOU LOVE FEEF?!"

"you guys don't get to get high with Joe Biden and play tennis without me!"

"I'm about to graft a McDouble into his asshole."

"GET YOUR FOOD PARKZER!!! DING DING DING!!!"

"I want the slop."

"Did Chris Tucker shit in Jackie Chan's ass"

"I'm not going to jack off while playing Mario Sunshine."

"You are being filled with gay penut butter, emotionally."

"He's the John Fuckingham of the 20th century"

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