Fox!Weiss: Sorry Daddy, I've been a bad girl.
Rabbit!Jaune: For the last time, it's "Forgive me father, for I have sinned."
Fox!Weiss: Sorry da-
Jaune: What did you do?
Wolf!Ruby: *growling bloody murder from upstairs* WHY DO JAUNE'S SHEETS SMELL LIKE WEISS' MUSKY FOX HOLE!?
Weiss: BETTER THAN YOUR SOGGY MANGE CARPET!
Jaune: *walking into the kitchen* Hey Yang, I'm gonna need a drink.
Grizzly!Yang: Started chilling the glass as soon as I heard yelling.
Blake: We were making sandwiches anyway. Bourbon and Cherry Coke right?
Jaune: The angels descend.
Yang: What an odd way to suggest sitting on your face.
Jaune: Just for that, I'm gonna eat your sandwich.
Yang: ...
Blake: ...
Jaune: ...You don't have to do this. Blake, tell her she doesn't have to do this.
Yang: *INHALES*
Blake: I'll make sure your eulogy is beautiful.
Yang: WHAT AN ODD WAY TO-
Jaune: *dies*

















