~Dongles

[douglasfairbanksjunior]

Douglas.

Douglas.

[weirdvintage]

Dining with alligators, circa 1930s at the Luna Park Alligator Farm in Lincoln Heights (via Los Angeles Public Library)

[douglasfairbanksjunior]

chomp

[lesbiancharliedalton]

open rp

iiIIII…. lemme just… i… ahmm…. mmmmmm….

i dreaaaaamm of jeanie with the light brown hairrr… floating like a vaporrr on the soft summer aiirrr……..

LOOK OUT!

CAMPTOWN RACES SING THIS SONG, DOO DAH DOO DAH!

CAMPTOWN RACETRACK FIVE  MILES LONG! OH DOO DAH DAY!

G’WIN TO RUN ALL NIGHT! G’WIN TO RUN ALL DAY!

BET MY MONEY ON THE BOBTAIL NAG

SOMEBODY BET ON THE BAY, BAYYY, BAAYYYYYY……

WAAAAYYY down upon the swanNEE RIVAH!!!!! (far, far away)…

floating LIIIKE a vaporrr-r on the soft… summer…… aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…….

aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrr……..

[douglasfairbanksjunior]

[douglasfairbanksjunior]

Strip Monopoly RP

instead of strip poker, we shall play Strip Monopoly.

Who wants to Play with Me?

[douglasfairbanksjunior]

I just acquired Whitechapel, you decrepit hoes

[lesgrandsclassiques-blog-blog]

Montgomery Clift in A Place in the Sun (Dir. George Stevens, 1951)

[douglasfairbanksjunior]

Nice hat, Monty!

[gingergirl33]

Ginger Rogers and Douglas Fairbanks Jr. reunite aboard The Love Boat in 1979.  Doug plays a critic and Ginger an actress who were formerly engaged but estranged due to professional disagreements.  The story is wrapped up neatly in typical Love Boat style.  One thing is for sure, Ginger and Doug are still both as charming and gorgeous as they were in Having a Wonderful Time, 40 years before.

[douglasfairbanksjunior]

tHE MOVIE I WAS IN WAS CALLED “hAVING wONDERFUL tIME” NOT “hAVING A wONDERFUL tIME”. tHANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. xXXX dOUGLAS

[inessentialhouses]

i’m babysitting and she keeps trying to lick her mr. sketch markers and i stupidly shared an anecdote abt how kids in my grade 1 class used to draw on little bits of paper with scented markers and suck on the paper which naturally was gross every time but to my surprise, because i’m an idiot who forgot how kids work, this cautionary tale of the best and brightest of the class of 2010 has only served to encourage marker-eating behaviour in this child who was born in 2010

[douglasfairbanksjunior]

That Child Is Me.

[douglasfairbanksjunior]

Strip Monopoly RP

instead of strip poker, we shall play Strip Monopoly.

Who wants to Play with Me?

[inessentialhouses]

goodedison replied to your post:i’m attempting to play apples to apples after…

Does this mean you’re Canadian?

[douglasfairbanksjunior]

Help Me, for I am stuck inside this Blingee. I am stuck inside this Canada. I want to go home - where is the Queen of England? Please take me to her! This is a large and sparkly place, and I am scared. 

[jaaxie-deactivated20160112]

open roleplay

awooooooooooo :3

[penistipheadass]

[douglasfairbanksjunior]

No!

[joelmccrea]

douglasfairbanksjunior gotcha!!!!!!!!!!

[douglasfairbanksjunior]

Wowee! You Got Me! Very handsome. I am Glowing. I am Trapped inside this photo. But I am in Safe Hands. I Could not be in safer Hands than Yours. Thank you for taking me, holding me. Loving me. I came to you! I appeared to you in the Farmer’s Market, mysteriously, like a Godly miracle. $1.50. We are United, at last. We shall be forever together. Always. 

[douglasfairbanksjunior]

jobynaralstons replied to your photoset:

Flat Daddy

which dimension is this? how many Sides are there to Man? Who is my Father? 

[douglasfairbanksjunior]

Save Johnny

[kindredspirits39]

Johnny Weissmuller? Tommy Wiseau’s iconic Johnny from The Room?

[douglasfairbanksjunior]

Please! Thank you! 

[douglasfairbanksjunior]

I am feeble. weary. I am tried. 

[douglasfairbanksjunior]

: I Miss Him

: Where Is He

: He Is Quiet.

: Speak Up

: Let Him Speak!

[douglasfairbanksjunior]

will they love me now? do they love me now ? will they ever see me as i see myself; will they respect me as i respect them? and LOVE them? AAONMS.... I only search for their forgiveness for all I have seen, and done......... An Afternoon Of Nothingness Mistakenly Sinking.. What is Time? 

Look at me. Look who I am. Is this All

[douglasfairbanksjunior]

Save Johnny