The Doug Magician

[googlyeyesonmagiccards]

Oooooo, GHOST SLIVER!

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[penworthy]

[jame7t]

you can lead a horse to water, but if you do, it may reveal a special Horse Gem on your minimap….

[threedollarsdotcom]

accidentally spilled everything thats ever existed on the floor

[teo-garden-bugs]

[snydog17]

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

[snydog17]

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

[valtsv]

insane unsolicited notification i just got that took me way too long to realise was about the michael jackson movie and not a five nights at freddy's jumpscare

[valtsv]

benefits of using 10 different kinds of adblocking software and exclusively pirating media: you start receiving marketing from the creepypasta universe

[dajo42]

would you let him spin around

[dajo42]

consider, after all: he is from the ruins

[oneheadtoanother]

[muntzerism-diggerism]

Best part of following this account is that there's a new Ogre Blowjob Hell once every two months

[stupidthreehousesedits]

[cad-comic]

[ask-pacman]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[celerierean]

First sketch on my new laptop

[puddlesl1me]

*gets 3 notes on a post* nice to see that my posting tendril isnt completely outpaced by the modern ones everyone seems to have

[furryprovocateur]

how it feels to pay full price for something and it's abysmal dogshit