The Doug Magician @dougzilla7 - Tumblr Blog

hi! my name is 🦭! my job is play toys and shapes at the water factory! i get paid in fish. after a long day i like to unwind with my hobby, kissing and hugging my friends! which i also get paid in fish for!

strike-another-match

"christian characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are atheist" "atheist characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are christian" stop fighting. all human experience is poorly written in movies because the writers are californian

tofusquisha

aurafarming in nondescript office room (test/practice)

vicholas

Why are people now saying "LARP" when they mean "poser". It's confusing.

vicholas

Everyone is always parroting The Buzzword Of The Month without actually knowing what it means or where it comes from, make it stop

gunsandfireandshit

Kinda like how "POV" went from "(implied first person) Point Of View" to "there is a video"

nonexistent-triangle

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

sexchangedotcom

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

darth--nickels

19th century AITA only its "Have I been the most dreadful cad?"

Yes you are an abominable bounder/No you behaved as a gentleman should/All parties mentioned seem simply horrid

acerby

Happy Pride!

batmanisagatewaydrug

in monster world they have berries and cream but they call it SCARIES and SCREAM. one of many interesting little cultural differences

cilantrhoes

ellaandtheocean

Humpback whales breaching: gorgeous, majestic, graceful, embodies all the strength and beauty of the ocean

Minke whales breaching: I will launch myself out of this ocean like a f***ing surface-to-air missile to seek and destroy my enemies

gallusrostromegalus

I remember an interview with a guy that did the camera work for nature documentaries and he said that baleen whales like these guys were the scariest things to shoot because “They’re the size of a train, they can suddenly appear out of nowhere in dark or murky water and they don’t make a goddamn sound. I was absolutely sure that one of them was going to hit me and well, ‘that’s all folks!’. Gave me a lot of perspective on how I handle myself when filming smaller animals now.”