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BIG MCLARGE-HUGE HERE TO SELL YOU SOME PROTEIN POWDER

[dourke]

life update to anyone who cares: im a lesbian now lol

[dourke]

Also holy shit its relly been 2 freaking years huh. Or at least two yrs since i updated my about

[dourke]

life update to anyone who cares: im a lesbian now lol

[youfindgodinpain]

Tumblr please stop showing me Riverdale ads Im not straight

[hustlerose]

this is how i see every long boring obviously fake story on tumblr.com 

[despazito]

mantises are the closest living thing to centaurs

[despazito]

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

it checks out but dont ever say it again

[great-dragon-myrrh-deactivated2]

Y'all be talking about Beyonce in the Lion King and here I am wondering how and why Disney let Eric Andre near one of their properties.

[pancakeke]

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

Followers PLEASE do not visit Crunchyroll!!!!

i dont give a fuck about the nerd virus anime just blows!

[my-mental-maelstrom]

Me: *holding a sharp object*

Intrusive thoughts: “Hey, you know what’d be cool right now?”

[cardinalisinfernum-deactivated2]

me getting some Irish dick: oh please don’t stop

him: aye ya loike that do ya? Wud ya loike if ah went harder? Wud ya loike that ya little sloot?

me: uh…. y…yeah….

him: whut was that?

me: uh… aye….

him:

[dailystrangerthings]

Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!

[i-am-a-fish]

Is it ok if i swear?

[somethin-gay-deactivated2018020]

yes fish, i will allow you to swear

[i-am-a-fish]

f

[goddesssword]

yes go on

[i-am-a-fish]

im nervous

[dourke]

someone about me: she's not afraid to say what everyone's thinking!

smash cut to me crushing cans with one hand: i just think cats by default are lesbians

[theweirdwideweb]

[thefatfuck-irl]

[bayoubastard-deactivated2022121]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

asmr videos are the DEVIL as soon as the lady whispers “hey” in my ear it feels like her tongue is a foul worm slithering through my ear canal and burrowing into my medulla oblongata i cant take it for even a single fucking second

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

vine being deleted really is the burning of alexandrias library of our time