Burr: What are the best kind of fireworks to buy?
Phillip: Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy
Burr: …Where are your parents?
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Burr: What are the best kind of fireworks to buy?
Phillip: Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy
Burr: …Where are your parents?
“they’re just little kids let them win at mario ka-”
me:
“it’s not fai-”
me:
I was raised by a man who would NEVER let anyone win. It was like, against his religion.
You won for real or not at all.
Maybe that’s partially why I am not a snivelly liberal.
Laurens: How do I get someone to like me?
Lafayette: Tell them about yourself!
*later*
Laurens: *to Alexander* I’m socially awkward and can eat a cheeseburger in two bites.
Yes please share this! This is all control and isolation. It’s not “out of love” or anything like that. This is straight up abuse.
Miles Morales was instantly relatable in the first 30 seconds of his appearance in Into the Spider-verse when he only sung along to like 28% of the lyrics to Sunflower and just mumbled random syllables to the rest.
pikachu dance ⚡︎
Musicals are consuming my life now. So, have some Hamilton sketches!
Alexander and John! 💙
love those book series that are like
1st book: Hero goes on a big adventure, makes a bunch of friends, and saves the day!
Latest book: Hero copes with debilitating PTSD while growing increasingly disenchanted with the moral dubiety of the people and world around them, yet nevertheless still strives towards a heroic ideal.
steve upon seeing past steve: dammit now i have to kick my own ass ugh
tony upon seeing past tony: give that bitch a heart attack. kill him
YEAHHHHH
another one xD
the original :3
don’t repost (reblog ok)
When choosing an outfit you should ask yourself: “do I look like a character in an 80s movie, a fucking idiot or Gay”
If you have to say no to all three, your outfit sucks
For everyone’s information:
The plan for the 17th, when the adult content ban comes in, is to protest.
To do that, we are making as much noise either side of the 17th as possible, and using the site as normal.
On the 17th, dead silence.
People are saying log off but what they really mean is don’t open the site or the app.
But, on the 17th make as much noise as possible on every other platform. Tweet about it and post on facebook and instagram and everywhere else.
What this does is causes a massive dip in ad revenue for one single day. That does not make staff think ‘oh everyone’s gone let’s shut down.’ What it actually makes them think is ‘oh shit people aren’t happy and if people don’t keep using our site we’re out of money and out of jobs.’
A boycott reminds a company that the users (consumers) have the power to make their site (business) worthless with one single coordinated decision.
If you want to join in, here’s what to do:
Do:
Close all open instances of the app and site on all your devices before the 17th
Make posts before and after the 17th on tumblr and other platforms, talking about why this ban is bad
Make posts on other sites during the 17th. Flood the official tumblr staff twitter and facebook with your anger and your opinion
Come back on the 18th and check in
Don’t:
Delete the app from your phone (this doesn’t affect their revenue and since it’s off the store at the moment it’ll be hard to get back)
Delete your account. I mean you can if you want to, but if you keep your account and don’t use it you’re saying to staff that there’s still time to save it. If you delete it’s hard work to come back.
Open the app or website (including specific blogs)
Make any posts (turn down/off your queue and make sure nothing is scheduled)
Go quiet elsewhere. Make it clear that this is just about tumblr, not a mass move away from all social media.
Remember: the execs don’t care about anything but money. Shutting down the site means there’s $0 further income from it. That’s their last possible course of action. If we make it clear we’re not happy, they’ll have to do something or we can do more and more until it becomes too expensive.
Protests take commitment. They’re a defiant action against a business that is doing something wrong. They will try to scare you into not participating, because they’re scared. We hold all the power here, sometimes the execs just need to be reminded of that.
Keith: We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!
Lance: Weird flex but ok