Dovah-Kin

I identify as Dovah-kin

[jiubilant]

logically speaking the mages’ guild should have banned enchanting along with necromancy. trafficking in souls for profit is just another form of desecrating the dead, but for monetary rather than ritual reasons

[jiubilant]

unfortunately traven’s lackeys are now closing in on my house, it’s been nice knowing y

[imsopopfly]

Okay but I’m pretty sure there is a large moral difference between using giant spider souls and using people souls. And using people souls IS classified as partially necromancy, possession of black soul gems is incriminating evidence.

[magisteraryon]

but ALL necromancy was banned shouldn’t you be able to resurrect a spriggan or some shit?

[boethiah]

“no necromancy except on animals” was the exact loophole the dunmer employed and it worked fine right up until we all found out that they thought humans and beastraces count as animals

[magisteraryon]

this is very confusing i thought the dunmer only approved of necromancy for tomb guardians

[boethiah]

The Dark Elves would never think of practicing sorcerous necromancy upon any Dark Elf or upon the remains of any Elf. However, Dark Elves consider the human and orcish races to be little more than animals. There is no injunction against necromancy upon such remains, or on the remains of any animal, bird, or insect.

– Ancestors and the Dunmer

plus if you ask the priests in morrowind about nords they are emphatically dubious that nords even have souls so. yeah. dunmer!  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[sleepinggiantinn]

[colonel-killa-bee]

[dovahkiinidentity]

Me when they have the audacity to ask again

[uesp]

“Well met, mage of Skyrim. The Nords may have forgotten their forefathers’ respect for the Clever Craft, but your comrades throng this hall. Here in Shor’s house we honor it still.”

–Tsun

[nerevar-shid-and-fard]

TES hot takes that shouldn’t be controversial but they are for some reason

the fact that the dunmer own slaves is bad, no matter how you look at it

the treatment of dark elves and argonians in windhelm is bad

the ayleids were wrong

the forsworn and the reachmen, although their methods are bad, are treated unfairly

genocide is…….. bad

the falmer are victims, no matter what way you slice it

[dovahkiinidentity]

You Forgot

The Nords have literally every right to make their own decisions about their country, The empire allowed their religion outlawed and the Nords have every right to throw out the empire that is allowing the destruction of their culture 

[uesp]

Unanswered Lore Question: Why doesn’t the Dragonborn mention the Thalmor Dossier that claims Ulfric Stormcloak has, and is acting as an asset to their interests to anyone?

[dovahkiinidentity]

They mean the civil war is helping them by weakening the empire not that he works for them

[dovahkiinidentity]

SKYRIM GOT IT RIGHT

[corasharper]

We have chosen to embrace Lord Hircine’s blessing. The speed and strength of the beast. The thrill of the hunt. The triumph of the kill. This is our purpose, our way of life.

[themultiplatformgamers]

Double Dragon

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re playing your absolute favourite game of all time when you see a new prompt, it says “Amigo, join us.” Without thinking you tap it and suddenly black out. You wake up at the title screen of the game and realise that you are now the main character, and you have to complete the game in order to escape

[dovahkiinidentity]

I am in the world of skyrim

You cannot complete this game

But I will be happy to live here

[currently-evil]

I wont stop until i recreate every meme with Miraak

[dovahkiinidentity]

He identified as Dovah-kin

[dovahkiinidentity]

Bounty Hunters

What should happen

"Go kill this guy"

"His name sounds familiar"

"No of course not"

"Isn't he the dragonborn?"

"Well"

"The guy who kills dragons singlehandedly"

"I mean"

"He can breath fire"

"I mean kinda"

"He slew Alduin"

"A bit"

"He defeated Miirak"

"Technically he didn't land the final blow"

"Yeah we're not doing this"

[writing-prompt-s]

There are thousands of prophecies that tell of a Chosen One that will save the world. Unfortunately, there is only one Chosen One, and saving the world thousands of times is very stressful.

[boring-gaming-blog]

Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

[dovahkiinidentity]

Hello yes I Vinismir the totally non-vampirc am here to join your vampire hunters. I promise not to eat you in betrayal. Yay sunlight.

[game-posts]

[dovahkiinidentity]

Ooh vampires scary

*walks into volkihar*

I am Harkon, Lord of this court

I am the Dovhakiin, slayer of Alduin devourer of worlds, champion of Auriel bane of the Undead, Hunter of dragons, harbinger of the companions, arch mage of winterhold, Hero of Skyrim, and savior of Tamriel. The ground trembles at my feet and evil cowers in fear.

*Harkon turns into vampire lord* This is my power

*Takes on dragon aspect, summons my dovah followers and the dragonborn heroes of old*

Step up Edward Cullen

[dovahkiinidentity]

So I always play as a spellsword (one handed weapons with destruction, conjuration, and restoration for combat, illusion for leveling) but have become OP enough that I am now going to use two handed to level up (my two handed is currently at 36, I'm level 67)