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🤗Mary💅Ace🖤Writer😲Memer👎 my DNI

[cityrun]

i like to run and jump in my own home just for the hell of it. i will sprint from the kitchen to my bedroom for no reason whatsoever. is it necessary? no. will i do it anyway? absolutely

[ace-bestos]

op is a cat

[cityrun]

mind your business

[cryptid-sighting]

I’m reading reviews of off-brand maxtrax style recovery boards and this review kills me. Imagine being that UPS driver, delivering a package to some guy at the end of this muddy clay road and of course you fucking get stuck and you think “well, my day just went to shit” but then the guy you just made the delivery to busts the package open and pulls out a set of recovery boards and gets you unstuck in one shot, can you even imagine 

[ashstfu]

i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever

[ashstfu]

and i have no concept of passage of time

[undeadentropy]

Ironically also symptoms of being a ghost

[alivehouse]

this is how tag searches feel

[jawd]

fighting off the xreader fics

[were--ralph]

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[emiemi345]

[nintooner]

This is the highest compliment I could receive on my art

[poetry-in-translation]

Everyday people like these exist the world heals

[chiwwydawgdraws]

Poor communication win (or loss...)

[linkerbell]

uh oh, babies 😮🍼

[epilepticsaints]

[theehorsepusssy]

Big Men / Tiny Men ?

[faceless-fuck]

No bitches

[official-kircheis]

[lindleland]

[fernwah-funzone]

wait you understand that kinks are ok because they're fantasies that make you happy right? you all get that you don't need to have trauma for your kinks to be okay? right? like none of you think i witnessed a tragic accident on the pool toy assembly line right?

[fernwah-funzone]

like "some people work through their personal issues with kink" was a good first step for some of the class that were struggling but i think now we're ready for "things that don't hurt anyone and make people happy are okay even if you personally think it's icky"

[curlicuecal]

[misunderstandings-georg]

BECAUSE ROUGE THE BAT DRAWN AS WIDE AS SHE IS TALL WITH TITS TO MATCH KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY?

[route22ny]

Today's Doonesbury cartoon.

[sparrow-va]

WHY DOES POOB HAVE ME BLOCKED LMAO

[sparrow-va]

poob DOESN'T have it for me. they've had ENOUGH of me

[animentality]

[toskarin]

recently my elderly shattered-up phone started letting me charge it to 107% which I've been using to get let's just say a little bit extra out of it on long days

[toskarin]

added benefit that this makes it crazy warm and soft so I use it to warm up my coat when it's cold outside

[toskarin]

to be honest with you it's swollen as fuck and that's why I'm rocking with it

[ganurath]

Swollen batteries are incendiary explosives.

[toskarin]

this one's just a phone

[toskarin]

if it was a bomb and not a phone I couldn't make a call on it, but I can because it's a phone, although it will be to the fun department instead of the fire department

[pneeyrose]

respectfully, ma'am, phone and bomb are not mutually exclusive descriptors

[toskarin]

I'm not gatekeeping I'm just speaking from my presently lived experience

[chaos-otter]

When you start speaking from your formally lived experience, be sure to let us know!

[toskarin]

I already live every day with undue formality and noble grace

[toskarin]

I'm not a technician so I don't really see how this applies to me

[bakedbiscuit]

I genuinely can't tell if you're being stupid on purpose

[toskarin]

when you feel that way it's a sign that I'm being smart

[walnutbun]

OP your phone is literally about to explode.

[toskarin]

we've been over this, it's just puffy and I poke it with twigs when it gets too hot

[toskarin]

my mental health is splendid and my phone is fantastic why in the world would I kill myself

[radioinactivity]

[mollyjames]

Vacation comics

[memewhore]

[sofuton]

[headspace-hotel]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

I love that this has thought process has happened independently in three different pieces of media